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Today is National Milk Day.

Merry Christmas to all! 🎄🎅

Once again my political enemies are smearing me by presenting evidence of my crimes

Someone once quoted John 3:16 to Rickey Henderson and he said "Rickey don't wanna what about John hittin' .316, Rickey's hittin' .330.

GOAT

Missing Congresswoman Transferred Home Deed in July Rep. Kay Granger, reportedly in assisted living, transferred home deed

81-year-old congresswoman Kay Granger, who family says has dementia, transferred the deed for her home to retired two-star general William F. Garrison in July for $10. Garrison is a veteran of the Vietnam War's infamous Phoenix Program.

LET'S GO the Shockers season isn't over.

Yes, if you’re an IDF soldier and you documented your own war crimes on social media, it is probably archived and when you travel for vacation you may be arrested. There is a worldwide network that does not intend to forget this crime against humanity.

🚨🚨🚨 MAJOR ALERT: EVERYONE BREAK YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW !!!

Dying Congressman to Lead Watchdog Committee The gerontocracy wins again

Democrats just picked a dying, cancer-stricken 74-year-old to be ranking member of a powerful watchdog committee

Books are a total scam.
Every single word is already in the dictionary—they’re just selling them back to you in a different order.

The devil and Luigi Mangione Luigi Mangione appeared to try everything for chronic pain from a back injury that hampered his physical livelihood and dating life, and struggled to receive support even as he tried to provide it f...

i wrote about luigi mangione, and how hopeless and dark things can get very quickly when you try to get treatment from providers or your health insurance for a back injury causing chronic, debilitating pain www.shesabeast.co/back-injury-...

Report: Majority Of Utah Jazz Players Have Never Heard Of Themselves SALT LAKE CITY—In a USA Today poll of NBA players and fans published Tuesday, four out of five Utah Jazz players admitted to never having heard of their team, their teammates, or themselves. "Wait, wh...

Report: Majority Of Utah Jazz Players Have Never Heard Of Themselves

idk if this clip has made it to bluesky yet

Me trying to do “the Aphex Twin logo” at charades

You should get one time out for all of OT.

First is always a warning if they give him another then it would be half the distance.

4th OT.

But who would be favored by Vegas if Georgia played Georgia Tech??

Damn

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6-0

The Wichita State Shockers have taken down Minnesota 68-66 in OT!

Harlond Beverly led the way with 16 points, 4 rebounds, 2 assists, and 1 steal, including the clutch 3pt shot to tie send the game to overtime!

The Shockers stay undefeated at 6-0!

Holy smokes that was close. Good win by the Shocks fighting back to win in OT.

Why the fuck can't ESPN talk about the actual game at half time instead of every other game that is happening today.

As you were saying, MTG, let's hear about the sexual harassment and assault claims that were secretly settled with taxpayer money. Or are you protecting *more* predators in the ranks of the Republican Party?

🚨 Breaking: International Criminal Court issues arrest warrants for Benjamin Netanyahu and Yoav Gallant