Wanted 2 see what I’d look like with a mustache
08.10.2025 05:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@puppyhugtime.bsky.social
A glimpse inside the mind of one of the world’s top thinkers (He/him)
Wanted 2 see what I’d look like with a mustache
08.10.2025 05:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why am I so scared of annoying my DoorDasher by asking for a refund on my milk
08.09.2025 06:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0God rly said “don’t do drugs” & then invented trauma
26.08.2025 21:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes
26.08.2025 21:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When Fatboy Slim said “I’m a pervert and a peeping tom, through a hole I watch your mom” I rly felt that
26.08.2025 21:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yall ever feel cringe when u say someone’s name, even tho it’s just their name lmao
18.08.2025 08:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everybody transgender (aspirational)
14.08.2025 23:50 — 👍 39 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 1Someone holding a Nintendo Wii controller
These pregnancy tests are getting more and more complicated
10.08.2025 22:08 — 👍 82 🔁 14 💬 2 📌 1Gonna start referring to myself & my dog as “me & the bitch”
14.08.2025 12:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shit, thought this was google
12.08.2025 20:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Elmo BBL allegations
12.08.2025 20:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I just wanna die! (Put your arms around me baby, put your arms around me baby)
18.07.2025 01:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Popular deals: Adam and Eve vibrating & sucking stroker $57.99. Peach gummies $3.99. Sour grape candies $8.39.
Ordering DoorDash, u want anything?
07.07.2025 05:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She dis on my cord til I serve her
20.06.2025 19:16 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0A cat wearing pink sunglasses with text that says it’s time to ruin the mood with my personality disorder.
It’s my time to shine, bb. 🙂↔️✨
05.07.2025 02:13 — 👍 7 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0(It’s a modest house it’s just in LA)
01.07.2025 21:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How can I get several million dollars to buy back my grandmothers house that my parents sold & I grieve every day
01.07.2025 21:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I unexpectedly drove past our favorite river spot & I’m a fucking wreck. The last time we were there was 2 days before he died. I remember a conversation with a stranger who told me he had so much life in him for his age…48 hours later he was gone…
28.06.2025 22:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0God I miss my dog…
28.06.2025 21:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🫡
28.06.2025 20:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0…it’s June 28th
28.06.2025 20:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
The only version of this song my brain will play in my head is from the Tropicana Orangeade commercial & if that isn’t an omen I don’t know what is
22.06.2025 19:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Soo, the same as being a single adult then?
22.06.2025 07:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A bag of freeze dried lamb liver dog treats
I hate that these smell good & I want to eat them
22.06.2025 07:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s okay!
21.06.2025 14:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0