Satanick Panick

Uninstall Grammarly NOW. They've partnered with an AI company and actively scrape your writing to train its models.

I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.

The victory of progressive candidates is a byproduct of our work caring for one another and building a better world, not the goal of our work.

Can't tell you how good it is to see an election decide in favour of someone who campaigned on understanding the challenges people had, looking at the root causes and wanting to do something about it. You know, like politics is meant to work

the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates

Photo of NBC’s exit poll data (from my work laptop, lol) showing Mamdani splitting the straight vote equally with Cuomo, but taking the LGBTQ+ vote by more than 5:1. Even though the LGBTQ+ slice is only 14% of the population, they were a LANDSLIDE in his favor.

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

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Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."

SAY. THAT. SHIT!

Noooo poor Janet!

Thank you Samir Zitouni, I hope you make a full recovery.

just from the thumbnail, yes, that is a Clarence. that monster is Clarence. No other name suffices.

And to you. You deserve a life free of anxiety!

I am almost 100% certain that me simply declaring I won't have anxiety any more isn't actually going to work, but I am absolutely fucking fed up with how much of an impact it's having on my life, so I guess I am just manifesting the energy to get it to fuck off.

Neighbours have a cat that they let out by keeping a window open. But we live in an apartment complex, so it keeps ending up in my block. Coaxing it out to get it to go home is a massive faff. Might print this off and post it through their letterbox.

Decided I won't be having anxiety any more. I didn't even invite it, it just crept up over time like rising damp giving way to black mould. But it can fuck off now. Done with it. It never served any real purpose, and has disrupted my life far too much.

An abandoned building by the beach where a window overlooks the sea. The water through the window resembles a painting, so someone has scrawled Free Rothko on the wall.

Good morning.
I don't know who did this, but I love you.

Cancer of the ovary, fallopian tube or peritoneum usually causes symptoms that are similar to common non-cancerous conditions. This can make it difficult to diagnose early. If you have any of these symptoms or get these symptoms regularly, your GP should offer you cancer tests: • a long-lasting bloated or swollen tummy • feeling full quickly when you eat • loss of appetite • pain in the lower tummy area or back • peeing (passing urine) more often than usual • needing to pee urgently (feeling like you cannot hold on). Other symptoms may include: • a change in your normal bowel function (diarrhoea or constipation) • weight loss for no obvious reason • unexplained or extreme tiredness (fatigue) • vaginal bleeding after the menopause. If you are aged 50 or older and develop symptoms of irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) for the first time, you should also have tests. IBS can cause bloating and changes in bowel function. But it does not usually start after the age of 50.

There’s no screening for ovarian cancer and it’s really difficult to spot: you can’t squidge your ovaries in the shower to check for lumps. Also it’s very good at masquerading at other things, like IBS and diverticulitis.

Please take a look at this list of symptoms - and share if you can.

Screenshot of an online store product selection. It shows a man in the same hat twice, one in dark grey, one in light. The product is misspelled as "Gary" instead of grey.

"Gary? Yes... that was what they used to call me. Dark Gary. That was my name.

I am Light Gary, and I come back to you now at the turn of the tide."

You will get through this shit. You will. It is written. Damned if I can remember where it's written but it's a prophecy so it doesn't matter, point is, you will get through this shit.

Please just let me type in the year I was born. No more scrolling. We don’t have to keep doing this to each other.

Tea, earl grey, hot? No, beer, earl grey, cold.

This is what you get with helicopter parents

An advertisement featuring a stack of dark grey bed sheets with the headline: “Introducing the Jax Sheet 2.0” followed by the tagline “The First Bed Sheets Engineered For Men,” with “For Men” in red text and underlined.

Finally, a product that allows me to avoid the feminising effects of *checks notes* bed sheets.

comparison is the thief of joy, in case you ever need to steal some joy

Oh no! I hope it clears up soon!

sack it off, pack it in
let's not begin

Say what you will about Kandinsky, the guy could name a painting. That sure is several circles.

The American Christian Right identified this issue decades ago as one they could use to split the left and have relentlessly poured hundreds of millions of dollars in to their allies in the media and tech industries to push this message. It broke some people’s brains.

First of the free beers, a stout by Omnipollo, and a pizza from Zizzi, and Rosemary's Baby* lined up on the DVD player.

*My mother's name was Rosemary, my dad will absolutely have made the joke, so I figure I should see what all the fuss is about.