Sam

Mild earthquake in NJ.

Result: Manhattan, shaken, not stirred.

The dragon I drew on the wall at work for the Lunar New Year has been updated

OH NO!

The straightest banana you have ever seen

If this banana were any straighter it would deny the existence of the clitoris

I had forgotten these existed

Absolutely

I would mute the car company if it weren't named after a kick ass scientist that I actually like.

I wondered if it was just me. Glad it's not.

Finishing up a doodle on a rainy day

Caption: Despite his status in the mathematics community, Torus never stopped feeling inferior to his delicious relatives, doughnut and bagel.

My latest New Scientist cartoon.

27 years for me and my wife, it's wild how effective it is

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I see a red door and I want to paint it black
I see an entryway that could use some
Fresh-cut plants
I see a kitchen that is old and olive green
Let's make an open air concept with Asian screens

I see a bathroom that is drab and baby blue
My guests cannot see using it to take a poo

Have some more art. These were doodles that went off the rails

I'm not saying the resemblance was intentional but I'm not not saying that

Finished up my dragon drawing at work. Measures around 48" x 30" (~122 cm x 76 cm) all done with dry erase markers.

I wish the lighting on this particular segment of wall were better, the photo doesn't do it justice.

E.T.'S SPECIES IS CLEARLY VISIBLE IN THE THE GALACTIC SENATE CHAMBER IN EPISODE I, BUT DUDE, E.T. RECOGNIZES YODA ON HALLOWEEN AND ELLIOTT PLAYS WITH STAR WARS FIGURES SO DUDE, THERE ARE FUCKIN TOYS OF REAL ALIENS THAT E.T. KNOWS AND HE'S NOT BOTHERED BY THIS?!?!?

I left Twitter in November 2022 and never looked back. I was on Mastodon for a while but it never clicked for me the way I had hoped. Been on Threads for a while and I really like it. Just started dipping my toes in here.

One of my favorite Superb Owl stories is the one about Stewart, who isn't like the other people, here in the trailer park

i made this for my husband but y'all can look at it too i guess

Same old

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in bed. Blue is asleep, Green is awake and staring at him keenly. Green, thinking: I want to cuddle, but I can't wake you up. Green continues staring as Blue shows no indication of being about to wake up. Green, still in thought: Come on, show some sign of being awake. Green looks at Blue in excitement as Blue yawns. Green leaps at the opportunity to cuddle Blue, who seems bleary-eyed but not fully awake. Green, still in thought: Sleepers don't yawn.

Based solely on (checks notes) a joke about squirrels

Some of the weirdest shit on social media is when people invent a history for you and act like it's real.

Apparently a bunch of reflexively and/or intentionally toxic people are complaining how effective the "block" function is here.

1. Good

2. There is a high correlation between people anxious about being blocked and people who deserve immediate, pitiless blocking

3. Keep blocking toxic jerks, folks

Alex Ovechkin passed Wayne Gretzky this evening. Most empty net goals in NHL history. Such a time to be alive.

1923: Hitler’s failed coup.

No real consequences.
No fundamental changes.

1933: Hitler takes power.

I wish I could implant this into everyone’s brain.

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It's #Caturday, have some art