Paddy Plumber

Cheers, probably the best day of my life. Regret, the bomb at the end mind, ended up watching tv on my own till 4 o’clock in the morning

And finally for the love of god get married before you have children. I could hear Fred screaming for the entirety of the ceremony, which was horrible

Also thought I would have taken at least one photo on my phone, but no

Got married, made a terrible speech got told it was earnest, took a Mandy bomb. Life oh life

Fuck me iOS 26 is horrible

One of my least favourite jobs. Changing a water tank. Always something that fucks it up

YouTube video by Van Morrison - Topic The Master's Eyes

youtube.com/watch?v=-958... a song clearly about l Ron Hubbard but also gorgeous. Classic van mixing cunt with beautiful music

Wife to be away on hen do, baby left with daddy

Just discovered it’s van 80th, happy birthday you repugnant man who makes such amazing music

Turns out watching the sopranos and drinking whisky is the best way of chasing unpaid invoices

Re joined hello fresh, then quickly realised why I left

Morrisons sandwiches are the worst , happy to be corrected

Glad I’m not the only one thinking this

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Wife: Trump and Musk are the same guy, though. It's just that Musk wants brown people like me to code for free and Trump wants black people to farm for free, but they both think Latinos and Muslims need to go

When the customer sends yous the first picture and say yeah I can change the taps and you turn up to the second photo

Obi-Wan Kenobi: “Anakin’s the father, isn’t he?” Padmé Amidala: “No. What if I were to say to you “Meesa beena bad Girl"? Obi-Wan Kenobi: “Hmmm.”

A sad sad day, who knows if Olaf will ride again but you’ve been a lovely friend

That’s what you call a plumbers chisel

Must always remind myself that oven chips are never good

Looks like one of the cunty parents you can’t stand at the school gates

Oh I found it. You really wouldn’t to lose the calibre of employee who came up with that, they do need to put up the price of your water bill

Is that real?

Is it just with age that you really start to appreciate the lyrics of songs. Hearts and bones by Paul Simon is staggering

Not sure about facebooks choice of ads here

Signs you’re plumbing was done by the previous house owner #plumbing

88 he was a fucking kid #pope

Missus has gone out for evening, baby will be asleep soon, me wine and the masters #masters

BREAKING: Trump is having a full-blown meltdown on Truth Social—this time over a painting of him displayed at the Colorado State Capitol. He’s lashing out at the governor, claiming the portrait is “distorted.”

It’d be a real shame if everyone saw it… and shared it.