♥𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕪 𝕡𝕒𝕘𝕖♥

I believe that when it's my time to face judgment at the pearly gates I will be allowed passage solely for having the conviction to remain a Minnesota Wild fan despite the endless samsara of reticent hope and painful dissappointment

Listening to El Scorcho and shaking my head the whole time to let everyone know I don't approve of the weird racial stuff and invasions of privacy

What flavour is this (forgive the extra u I'm Canadiaun)

I've only seen the blueberry and the peach one and I think yellow and orange whatever they are

OH WE AIN'T GOT THAT ONE IN CANADA IT SOUNDS YUMMY AS HELL

Mediocre quality stained glass orca whale, nevertheless impressive for a first time attempt. The cameraman's well below average Weiner is just out of frame but he makes up for the underwhelming size by having a great personality and cool interests

Fat guy (but undeniably handsome) wearing a respirator. He has asthma

Sorry I was absent I did a stained glass (please be kind it's my first one)

Posting soul at 20 followers

Sure, do you want regular or one of the fancy edition ones

I'm gonna be for real this pissed me right off, do they think I'm some kind of casual

What the fuck do you mean death grips broke up

The reviews are in: aunts and uncles around the world despised the half time show

Every time I pop back onto twitter I invariably open a thread full of sexbots spouting rapidly deteriorating nonsense and I remember why I don't like it there anymore

But god damn twitter will always have my heart. Elon you are my mortal enemy and I will see you in the halls of retribution

One small thing that bothers me is whenever I'm talking about orcas (which is a surprising amount because I'm autistic) someone invariably tries to say orcas are actually dolphins as a gotcha... You fool, you cretinous wretch. Dolphins are a small-toothed order of WHALES you BITCH

I keep seeing posts like "Haha these MAGAts are finally getting buyer's remorse, you happy now bozo??" because, yeah, they are happy actually, they're fucking braindead

Can you guys please do something about this punk bitch in the white house, I do not wish to suffer for your actions

I don't understand how Gen Z (an ACAB generation) turned into a bunch of fucking narcs. They're always holding people accountable for the dumbest shit. I saw a vid of somebody who made a cute igloo and they used aluminum trays to make the blocks and people were screaming about their wastefulness

That says something about me and it's probably not good but fuck it we bawl

Punch Drunk Love is flat out my favourite movie

Today I caught one of my rainbowfish changing his colour to try and get his fuck on

There's an argument to be made that Duster is not expressly shoegaze but fuck you I'm trapped in 2005, we didn't have all these snazzy new genres

Just about the last genre of music I thought the tiktok zoomers would latch onto is shoegaze. What the fuck do you mean Duster is getting 5 million Spotify listeners a month?

Just received word they're make an all-female reboot of Holes. What are they gonna call it? Dicks?? 🤪🤪

Flirting with women is a genuinely shocking experience because you realize firsthand just how low men have pushed the bar when treating women with any amount of basic dignity is enough to put you in the 80th percentile

Fixed a closet and fridge door I've been putting off for maybe years and of course it only took like 40 minutes

Getting a hair on your phone screen can be such an alarming experience

I'm so fucking tired, I should've just gotten to bluesky early and become the Eric Alper of this website. What's a cover song that's better than the original?

It's just a jpeg of the co-op refinery

Honey, I N the Bruges

Brother, Where Art the Thou

Dr. Strangelove, I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Bomb