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@ncalcote.bsky.social

Purveyor of ugly margaritas, Dabbler, recent tenant of Empty Nest, NY, teacher, retired reservist, kickboxing nerd. Remember kids, it’s ok to punch nazis.

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We wouldn’t have a border crisis…..ok SAM, exactly how do you convince the 600m people in South and Central America to stay put, how do you make it so all those countries are safe, secure, so they can have a future, because they get a choice on whether to stay there or come here

18.02.2026 04:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My mom taught me. In a 4 speed jeep CJ. One of my first lessons I ended up stalled up an embankment leaning so far over I thought it would tip. She sat there with hands folded in her lap “you got us into this, you get us out of it”

18.02.2026 01:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

STOP PUTTING SHIRTLESS RFK JR AND KID ROCK ON MY TIMELINE PLEASE

17.02.2026 23:50 — 👍 39    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

Hoping for success beyond anyone’s wildest hope!

18.02.2026 00:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
GOP Leader Charged With Waterboarding Teen Daughter
YouTube video by Farron Balanced GOP Leader Charged With Waterboarding Teen Daughter

Wtf!

youtu.be/CiuoJrKfRoU?...

17.02.2026 02:01 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Medicare for All would save $450B a year.

Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity.

Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall.

It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford.

It’s about priorities.

14.02.2026 21:00 — 👍 17459    🔁 6034    💬 474    📌 210

You just have to pick the right parents!

14.02.2026 16:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.

14.02.2026 00:10 — 👍 25455    🔁 8360    💬 651    📌 337

The only good use for a bottle of milk at a chemical event would be chucking it at the assholes who lit off the chemicals

13.02.2026 21:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A bird just hopped by the slider to the deck, Ned is preparing to make friends

13.02.2026 21:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Principals who should have stopped at PE teachers could definitely do that job

13.02.2026 21:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fun mix of “you’re right” and “you’re so far off, you’re not even wrong” there

13.02.2026 21:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have a group of thoroughly brain rotted sophomores this year who talk like this

13.02.2026 21:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is that by the Niagara River? Thats such a beautiful park

13.02.2026 12:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love much about the US, but our record on voting access is not one of them

13.02.2026 11:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Had to push my son’s car out of a snow bank at 0430. Don’t seem so bad now

13.02.2026 02:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hear he makes a nice cuppa tea, that’s why he’s there. Or maybe because he has the Mideast bank account numbers tattooed on his ass cheeks

13.02.2026 01:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think I see where this is going, but I suspect it will be dumber than I can imagine

13.02.2026 01:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And that is why they want ID to vote. It adds friction, and the more friction the less likely you are to vote. As a bonus, the friction increases the farther down the economic ladder you slide

13.02.2026 00:25 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

That, and we do have a problem with underage drinking. We do not have a problem with non citizens voting, or is be trying to say that non-citizens should also be banned from purchasing alcohol?

13.02.2026 00:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And those scumbags are beating our asses with their “look, a gay” and other such diversion tactics

13.02.2026 00:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They use the same language as our fascists “they wouldn’t want our money”. It’s not their money, it’s the people’s money, elected officials are just a hired hand.

11.02.2026 23:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hubris gets you every time

11.02.2026 21:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We had three kids under 10. And he liked to go on walkabout. We did this often

11.02.2026 11:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Was on a long walk about and Loki would not come to me. He always stayed about 5’ away. As I moved he moved. I saw a stick. Maybe that will entice him. Nope. Saw a dead squirrel on the side if the road. Maybe that will entice him. That did it.

11.02.2026 11:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Our local place has sweet sauce. My wife loves it I have to put hot sauce on it to drown the sweet

11.02.2026 02:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shamwow, the milkshake duckening

11.02.2026 02:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My kids have measles, I lost my job, and ICE just smashed the windows of all the cars on my street. But at least now I can watch Kid Rock perform at halftime of a game that I don’t watch.

10.02.2026 23:49 — 👍 652    🔁 48    💬 9    📌 2

2-dogs-ago dog would only be “caught” by road kill on a stick. He would have taken that hill like that

11.02.2026 01:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

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