J S Docherty

I'm in this photo and I don't like it

My other two:

22:30. Film 6-7
Barry Norman reviews only this week's most mediocre cinematic releases.

20:30. Only Foals and Horses
Spin-off series where Del Boy and Raquel invest their new-found fortune in a Hampshire Stud Farm.

Incorrect preposition.

Brendan O'Neill parping his latest column from the bum in his head

This cartoon never gets old

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Many video games are based on real places. With its confusing maze layout, pills everywhere and the danger of being cornered and murdered, pacman is based on Milton Keynes

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To continue funding policies like free prescriptions and university, the IFS says Holyrood will have to reduce public spending across Scotland's most populated areas, an act known as ‘tightening the central belt.’

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Reform UK have unveiled their shadow cabinet, with their shadow chancellor position going to Tory defector Robert Jenrick. Party leader Nigel Farage initially didn't want to give him any role, but had to relent, when he found out it was Bob-a-job week

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Actor Robert Duvall, who starred in dozens of films over a 60-year career, has sadly died at the age of 95. In Apocalypse Now he famously said he loved the smell of napalm in the morning, leading to a brief and unsuccessful job as head of shower gels for Lush.

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Staff at more than a dozen Royal Mail delivery offices have told the BBC that rounds are being missed on a daily basis, as they are stretched beyond capacity. One said that his van is now so full, there's no room for his black and white cat.

American civil rights leader Jesse Jackson has died aged 84. Barack Obama said he was relentless in his belief that we are all children of God, deserving of dignity and respect; while Donald Trump said despite repeated requests, Jackson never introduced him to Bubbles the monkey.
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Breaking the News - Gareth Waugh, Ria Lina, Christopher Macarthur-Boyd and Val McDermid - BBC Sounds Des Clarke hosts Scotland's award-winning satirical news quiz.

Breaking The News covered it at the start
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Stupid sexy Flanders

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor leaving the police station

Finally ticked Whitley Bay Parkrun off last month when visiting, had been on my to-do for a long time.

I'm sure, like Charles I, Andy will be allowed to golf while under arrest.

I'll break out the sildenafil
I've been thinking about your mate Bill
Let's do it...

a man is sweating while wearing headphones and making a face Alt: a man is sweating while wearing headphones and making a face

We go live to Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor's Police Interview

Only one Victoria finds a rhyme for sildenafil

Seven written, total of ten for the late lines, and 21 in total for the week.

Coffee in face, an hour of peace, let's get some late lines done #BTN #WritingCommunity

21.00 THE TATERS At the castle, Charlotte and Desiree suspect King Edward. But at the round-table, who'll have had their chips?

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Hitting a groove after a slow start. Hope it's going well.

Don't stop, never give up
Hold your head high and reach the top
Let the world see what you have got
Blini all back to you

It's your former partner's hat.

Tynemouth Priory in a Rothko style and the Tyne Bridge in a Lichtenstein style

Art from the trip up north framed for the walls

a man standing in a kitchen with the word dmentality on the bottom right Alt: Will Smith burning the kitchen down in The Fresh Prince

The teenagers have decided they'd like pancakes for breakfast and to make them. Please pray for my kitchen at this difficult time

a man with a beard says i 'm fine it 's just that life is pointless and nothing matters . Alt: Chris Pratt says i 'm fine it 's just that life is pointless and nothing matters .

Roses are red
Pancake day has batters