Laura D @ldeescott - Bluesky Profile

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15.02.2026 19:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*Ted. Shoot.

12.02.2026 03:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Balloons are not classified, Td.

12.02.2026 00:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

To spare my spouse and my BFF from the deluge of outrageous and disgusting items I usually send, today I started to send them only to myself. 17 in the first hour. Of course it was Bondi day, so easy pickings.

11.02.2026 23:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In 2018 I was hospitalized during the Kavanaugh hearings. Excuse the indelicacy, but blood was literally pouring out of my ass. They thought cancer. Nope. The incandescent rage was eating me alive. I know everyone knows why I tell the story now. I am in bed, rigid with incandescent rage.

11.02.2026 23:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You don’t think maybe some extortion involved? What data have they collected about Clifton?

11.02.2026 23:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wonder when she’s getting sworn in…

10.02.2026 22:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Because they think that smash-and-grab-a-human isn’t really the same as search-and-seize evidence

03.02.2026 17:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dis is mai surprised face 😐

31.01.2026 17:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s because he clearly isn’t from central casting.

27.01.2026 06:37 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The SUSPECT? Not the VICTIM? That would’ve been a good clarification Dana.

25.01.2026 18:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well clearly a gang member

23.01.2026 22:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bet he was so mad that he was filmed fiddling and fumbling with the canister (right word?) like he couldn’t figure out how to get the pop-top off. That kind of embarrassment is crushing for men like that.

22.01.2026 01:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Literally zero chance he wrote, said, pronounced, or understood those words.

17.01.2026 19:17 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😱

12.01.2026 19:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a woman with long black hair and earrings is making a funny face while sitting at a table . ALT: a woman with long black hair and earrings is making a funny face while sitting at a table .

12.01.2026 00:04 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I bet he’s torn—wants to be surrounded by shorter people for the visuals, but only feels safe guarded by the big buys.

11.01.2026 21:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Def not enough stroking out these days.

11.01.2026 17:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And you know he’s paid big bucks to get that look. And he will keep that look because everyone hates him and no one will tell him the truth.

11.01.2026 05:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

IKR? They are all so fucking creepy

11.01.2026 05:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh thanks Sulzbergers

06.01.2026 02:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Huh. I sounded just like him this morning as I doom scrolled. And I heard this as a confession: yes, they are “doing” Walz or Kelly.

06.01.2026 02:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

To be fair I may have sounded just like a brand new anchor this morning as I scrolled. Too much shit news all tangled up who can keep it straight.

06.01.2026 02:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Because they are as bad at lying as they are bad at every damn thing.

05.01.2026 17:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At this stage maybe they won’t even argue that much, because it does not seem necessary that they do so.

04.01.2026 18:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh excellent. Taking you into battle with me.

02.01.2026 17:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤮

02.01.2026 17:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Brave indeed

02.01.2026 02:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

💯

01.01.2026 20:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Exactly

01.01.2026 17:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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