Reluctant plague doctor

CBD For Weight Loss: Does It Work? CBD For Weight Loss: Does It Work?

Got quoted in #Forbes on #CBD and weight loss!

www.forbes.com/health/cbd/c...

Dogs and cats, living together, mass hysteria!
#Caturday

He even comes with his own #popemobile

Picture of The blues Brothers with the caption "the new pope comes from Chicago and is on a mission from God..."

Just sayin...
#Chicago #Pontification

"Stop calling it 'Murderbot'!"

"That's what it calls itself. I'm just being respectful."

Just leave it unplugged

That's my nephew!!!
(The baby... Not Bernie Sanders)

This is fine meme, but with dog saying “So I have a book coming out”

Chuck Schumer right now:

Many Dems have been saying since 2012- that the party wasn’t listening, were useless do nothings, raising money to line their own pockets, and no one liked them. We backed new or outside the box Dems, and you all told us to shut up and sit down, b/c we were idealist hippies.
WE TOLD YOU SO!!!! #DNC

Picture of Donald Trump dressed like Julius Caesar with the text: "This week, a blood moon eclipse will occur just before the Ides of March as if to portend.... Well never mind. It's probably nothing."

Mundus Sine Caesaribus
#IdesOfMarch

Come on down to the White House Tesla Auto Mall!

Picture of Bertolt Brecht with a quote, "Do not rejoice in his defeat, you men. For though the world has stood up and stopped the bastard, the bitch that bore him is in heat again."

After they deport migrant farm workers, who do you think they are going to get to work all the farms?

👇👇👇👇

A hand drawn child cartoon that says "my calming strategies" The first panel has a character angrily attacking a punching bag. In the second panel the character is lying on the ground their mouth wide open as snacks fall into it. The third panel the character has their mouth open and a conveyor belt of drinks goes into the mouth.

My 8 year old has things figured out.

.... Got to say my methods are not dissimilar....

#stressrelief

2025.

Day 1.

God help us.

Stages of New Year's Eve. Kid: soda College: shots of liquor 20s: flutes of champagne 30s: mug of tea

<clinks mugs>
#NYE

Telegram sent by Dorothy Parker to Robert benchley December 31st 1929 that reads: "You come right over here and explain why they are having another year."

#mood

Striped kitten asleep on my lap

Dog napping on top of a chair pillow.

Holiday fam has left taking the baby and dog with them and these two are just too exhausted for words. #Caturday #DogsOfBlueSky

Dog and kitten napping on the couch back to back

"It's Christmas, Theo. It's the time of miracles."

Television showing the scene in Die Hard when Hans is falling to his death with a Christmas tree, stockings, and presents around the room.

Okay. It's officially #Christmas now.
#DieHard

#HappyHolidays

Kitten on a kitchen table laden with vegetables and cans of tomatoes

I canz helps, plz?
#CatsOfBlueSky

Comic panel titled Winter Sun, where the sun struggles to barely rise, gives up and then immediately sets saying "nope."

Happy #Solstice eve to those who celebrate

Wait - are you suggesting that the attractive ladies messaging me out of the blue before deleting the account 2 days later DON'T really hope I have a good weekend and DON'T want to be friends?!?