Bastard Riley

donuts sliced in half and prepared like french toast

one of the other vendors gave us free spiced donuts at an event yesterday and she suggested I make french toast with them. So that’s what I’m doing!

tuxedo cat in a cat carrier passenger seat in a ford ranger

proud of my bittle boy he did so well

taking all my cats individually to the vet this month and i will be wearing an outfit each time to match them

just sounds better

changing my name from MaryKate to MarsupialKate

hell yeah

a pile of colorful needle felted items

packed up for the show tomorrow 🫡

worms i meant worms

you can’t have any lemonade gummy bears until you’ve had your lime orange ones

people come at me for naming my cat garbage when there are people out there with cats named shit like “princess snowball.” who’s the real enemy here?

He jumped into the trash can the first night we got him. Playing with little pieces of trash is one of his favorite past times

He does that too! He meows and leads me to his bowl. So cute

I love my cat more than i love myself. you can fuck right off

They’re all I wear!!

imagining in another timeline, garbage is a human boy and we’re sitting on a bench holding hands while he eats an ice cream

black cat eating food with his tail on my sock

black cat sitting in front of his food looking back at me

garbage loves it when i stand next to him while he eats. when he puts his tail on me like this it feels like we’re holding hands

jalapeño plant in the dark with the flash on

blurry picture at night with the flash on of jalapeños in a metal basket

last night was like a movie

wish i could brush their hair

redownloaded the sims 3 recently and my play-style has changed. i’ve just been making sure my sim earns a living wage, eats when they’re hungry, and get them to bed on time

always be yourself unless you’re a weird little freak

always be yourself but not too much

:)

i’m a millennial but i know what a glizzy is

learning about gen z hot dog terminology

YouTube video by Isopod Ryu ga Gotoku Zero - OST [Side B] - 35 - Friday Night [EXTENDED]

m.youtube.com/watch?v=3UnK... she should write songs that sound like this

taylor swift’s music sounds bad to me

that’s as loud as he goes

there’s pizza on the counter

cheess pepperoni and crackers in a tray

no officer, i wasn’t looking down at my phone. i was just trying to concentrate on making the perfect stack

a broken rusty brake pad and a bottle of coolant loose in the back of my truck

haulin’ 💪