Dutiful Servant

hmm

no, it wasn't

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

russian satirical art from 1906

1906

BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you

I guess we’ll see!

they won’t, now what?

lol no they won’t, they’ll say “now is the time for reconciliation” and institute land acknowledgements at the detention camps

how do you guys feel about beauty

damn seems like your party should have ran someone who could win, or maybe they should have held a primary?

lol nice

there is strong bipartisan support for wanting to spank Hogg’s little butt until it’s red!!!!! not my problem but still very funny, similar to Greta Psychosis

everything is computer

a picture of oren "so smart i done thought myself stupid" case from his guest stint on cardinal ross douthat's inaugural podcast, superimposed on the old onion headline "i provide office solutions, says pitiful little man." he has a pathetic and despondent expression, like what you might expect on sam seder or john oliver's face after getting compressed a foot shorter by the trash compactor in star wars, which is more or less exactly what oren cass looks like

very helpful, thank you so much Justin 🙏

have fun playing with ms paint and advancing human culture with this amazing new tool

yeah they’re all worthless too

go suck off a Boston Dynamics dog dick

I don’t think this applies to shitty ai “art” lol

eat shit

twitter sucks ass now but there is an unmistakable cornball quality on this site and I’m not sure if it’s gonna turn the corner or not

every day i look at the rectangle and see horrible things

immediate moratorium on “funny” protest signs

reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response?

klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business

You can tell that someone in a band has experimented with LSD if they mention “realms” in a song

very smart to post about this tough guy

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any thoughts on all the single mothers she locked up in CA when she was AG? or do you dismiss them as well?