Andrew Hood

This Dunkin’ ad is murdering me

“One creamy for a Jimmy” we will say

I hate you Tony Tiger but I lust for what you have

There I am

Kris we literally hung out in the Tim Horton’s parking lot last Thursday are you okay?

Hobtown Fans be cracking our best codes left and right this is a crisis and humilating

I usually swallow a little note to myself along with the beets.

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Say the line, Bart! three panel meme but it’s SAY THE LINE, ZACH and then then I HAVE A COPY OF THAT BUT HAVEN’T GOTTEN AROUND TO READING IT YET and then the cheering

Nixon experiencing Turtlemania.

Taylor Swift should write and record more songs about The Simpsons seasons 2-9

Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

He just wants to hear about Kathleen Brennan now

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social • 11h "the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself? "fork lady is eroding public confidence." "ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field." "lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability." that's what you sound like. Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social • 11h I blocked some lady here two years ago and she still posts about it. About how horrible and unpleasant and mentally unwell I am. She has created a whole villain fiction about me. Ma'am I'm just posting old kitty photos. It's simply not important if I block you or anyone else. It's a fake problem. derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social • 10h "vintage cat photo lady has compromised her editorial standards."

Using my son’s current interest in pirates to try him on Tom Waits again

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

My favorite thing about the 1960s Batman show is that sometimes the villains would have to go to court. Like The Riddler would show up wearing his Riddler shit talking about "I don't know what you're talking about"

“New Sickos Yes…hahaha…yes” just dropped

You go in the cage. Cage goes in the water. You go in the water. Clown's in the water. Our clown.

Merriam-Webster Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.c... • 17h enshittification noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits ... Gold Yoshi @goldyoshi.bsky.social [Screenshot of the enshittification page on Merriam Websters website. It says where does enshittification come from and the entire page is covered in ads]

FB post from the Independent, "are modern men really using literature to get laid?", the hot bloke in the picture is reading Harry Potter

Dying at the book he's reading

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

Spirograph guy who doesnt know where Milhouse is says Did you know that there's a direct correleation between the decline of spirograph and the rise of gang activity

Vertigo (1958)

Baudrillard’s 4 stages of simulacra applied to pumpkin spice Stage one (next to picture of pumpkin): Initially the sign (image or representation) is a reflection of basic reality Stage two (next to picture of pumpkin pie): the sign masks a basic reality. The image becomes a distortion of reality Stage three (next to Starbucks pumpkin spice latte): the sign marks the absence of basic reality. The image calls into question what the reality is and if it even exists Stage four (next to jug of pumpkin spice flavored coffee mate): the sign bears no relation to any reality whatsoever; it is it’s own pure simulacrum

Don’t know who made this but thank you

A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!

Batman cast on da family feud