CaptainCoby

Blue Jay's bullpen will cost them an actual chance of winning the World Series.

Many of us do

Dear Danielle Smith,

Here's the deal, you want a new pipeline...clean up all the abandoned wells first.

Once you clean your room, we will take you for ice cream.

Sincerely,
Sane Albertans.

Oil and gas companies are very profitable in Alberta. No bail out or tax payer money should ever be given to them for projects. Use your own cash.

Dear Alberta and Danielle Smith,

No one wants a new pipeline but YOU. Canada had to bail out the last one you attempted to use and you still don't use it to its full potential.
All you want is Canada to say NO, play victim and push your separation plans as Canada is holding you back.

Fuck Off.

I hope Bad Bunny walks out at half time wearing a dress and pisses on a Trump blow up doll just to see conservatives melt down.

All schools in Alberta will now be transferred into Spirit Halloween stores.

Dear Danielle Smith

As much as we all know you absolutely adore the Oil and Gas industry its time for you to realize that Alberta Oil isn't that great. No one wants it hence why it's dirt cheap. Secondly, you don't need another pipeline...use the ones we have lost billions on already.

I've owned a 12 foot aluminum boat with a 7.5 mercury on the ass end and oars. Makes me super Captain.

My MLA is a conservative, I don't think he can read.

Dear sane Albertans,

Drive by the schools next week, honk, bring coffee, snacks and support the people who help our children succeed. Teachers are more than just educators, they are trusted friends to our children, they stay late for drama classes, coach our kids sports and an ear to listen.

I see that as well. I'd say knowing how she rolls that after a month the next offer is worse. She will starve them out.

Danielle Smith won't negotiate with teachers as upwards of 90% of Alberta teachers are either Liberal or NDP voters as teachers are some of the kindest, big hearted and compassionate people alive and Danielle hates anything thats not Maple MAGA or O&G.

Soon as she fired, the province can heal.

It's pathetic eh, she could just put the cash towards investing in the kids in classrooms or build a few new schools.

Alright Albertan Parents.

How long do you see the teachers strike lasting??

Personally, I think Danielle Smith let's the teachers sit out in the cold all winter. She doesn't strike me as the type of person to give in and compromise on an agreement.

Walk into your jobs today and tell a manager he should be bent over a knee and slapped.

Think you will still have a job?
No.....

So someone explain how Bruce Mcallister still has a job for wanting child abuse???

UCP are fucking pricks.

How he isn't fired blows my mind

The UCP will be supplementing families with up to 150.00 a week for child care during the strike OR the UCP could just pay the teachers what they rightfully deserve.

Fuck the UCP

Congrats to Europe on ONCE AGAIN winning the Ryder Cup.

Side note, chanting USA USA must mean Ur Still Away by the looks of some of those putts.

They were Trump lovers since day 1. Especially Bryson

Team USA has a chance to change the tone of the Ryder Cup.
Step up, call out the bullshit in the crowd and stand up to bullying and harassment.

Side note, they won't as most players are MAGA shit stains who love Trump and his rhetoric. I can't wait to watch them get stomped.

Go Team Europe!!

Nice to see the Freedom Convoy, sorry I mean Save The Children Convoy, no wait, sorry, the Save The Ostriches Convoy have found a new thing to cling too.

Something about birds of a feather bitch and moan together?.....

Question.

With the rise in MAGAshit in the USA, can America ever return to a respected country on the world stage?

Dear America,

It is with great sadness that I announce you are no longer Land Of The Free or Home Of The Brave.

Sincerely,
The World.

Hahaha I'm sorry Dan.

Breaking News,

Donald Trump has cancelled the final day of the Ryder Cup and has ICE currently rounding up Team Europe and sending them to Alligator Alcatraz.

By default, Team USA wins the Ryder Cup.
MAGA!

He's not even a great golfer, sure he can pop the ball but that's it.

Call me old fashioned but I miss when golf spectators had etiquette.

This Ryder Cup is embarrassing.... happy to see the USA getting spanked.

So you're telling me that the Freedumb Convoy clowns think the ostriches carry anti bodies for covid but told us covid was fake....

Kill the fucking birds.

Wait until the kid who was arrested for the shooting of Charlie is found not guilty because a judge who's not stupid notices the FBI has fucking fumbled this case and the evidence from day 1.