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Just a guy who speaks his mind.

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Danielle Smith is a treasonous b word. I was being kind.

03.02.2026 02:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ya gotta hand it to cults like MAGA and Alberta Separatists.... it's nice to see the kids who hardly passed high-school find their calling as useless fucks.

03.02.2026 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

After the Alberta Separatists fail and reality crashes down on them Danielle Smith should immediately be removed from her job as well as all MLAs who supported this.

02.02.2026 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 65    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone else find it odd that the same fucks who drove their mini vans and 96 F150s to Ottawa during the Freedom Convoy to " Save Canada" now are the same folks leading petitions to leave Canada?

I guess when the USA is paying for it, these folks will do what's required

01.02.2026 23:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 77    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Conservative Party Of Canada and especially the UCP in Alberta are owned by the USA and are being funded by the USA.

01.02.2026 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

2500 people voted at the Conservative Regime Conference... sorry sorry Leadership Review.

I'd love to know who the 315 people are who voted NO on Pierre and ask why.... to far right leaning or not far enough for the white pointy hat Albertans.....

01.02.2026 15:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I especially love that people paid 1000.00 to go to the convention and vote No...

01.02.2026 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pierre likes to say Canada is broken.

Canada is not broken.

The only thing broken is the wires connecting rational thoughts and ideas in the heads of his supporters.

After your inevitable loss in the next Federal Election, hold your leadership review outside Alberta. Bet you don't get 87.4%

01.02.2026 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Canadian journalists applauding Pierre for his speech at the convention and notice that he is smiling more.

Ya fucking think..... the dweeb just secured another 10 years of free housing and a massive paycheck for telling stupid people how broken Canada is...

01.02.2026 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I hope Pierre wins his leadership review.

Another easy win for the Libs.

31.01.2026 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 55    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

22000 employed ICE agents....
341 million US citizens.....

Read between the lines.

26.01.2026 14:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SEAHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

26.01.2026 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1.5 Trillion Dollars is what the USA budgets for their military.

I have a money saving suggestion, stop flying your military planes and helicopters over every stadium after the anthem.

No one cares.

25.01.2026 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every country can bankrupt the USA within a day....

Its time the bully gets beat

24.01.2026 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The fact Donald Trump insulted NATO forces buy saying " they stayed a little back and were not on the front lines" and that the USA didn't need their help is the biggest fucking insult to all our military men and woman.

How does anyone in their right mind support that fucking ignorant asshole.

23.01.2026 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let's be honest, Trumps Board of Peace is actually Bored of Peace. His plan is to fuck shit up.

23.01.2026 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I heard parachute Pierre is having to swap ridings again..... lol

Get the hint bud, no one likes you.

22.01.2026 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy fuck lol bunch of fucking chuds at cowboys lol

22.01.2026 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let's call it as it is,

Mark Carney is the leader of the free world.

21.01.2026 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 75    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Notice how not 1 actually educated economists has come out and said " Alberta would be fine without Canada"... Only a few disbarred lawyers and uneducated roughnecks seem to know how amazing Alberta will be.

20.01.2026 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He would still be trying to sound out some words in that speech

20.01.2026 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank fuck Mark Carney is Canadas PM.

20.01.2026 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 125    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just a friendly reminder,

China already has all your information.

You're welcome.

20.01.2026 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The more and more I see how the USA operates to start wars , I really understand why many people think 9/11 was an inside job.

20.01.2026 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Solid name lol

20.01.2026 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Part of me hopes if Alberta does separate that all the people they hate so much( anyone not white) floods into Alberta and just over powers the remaining uneducated dusty whites.

Chefs kiss.

20.01.2026 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Most

20.01.2026 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sorry but Alberta Separatists just prove how bad the Provincial conservative governments have purposely fucked education for 40 plus years. Actually, I'm not sorry. Fuck you ya stupid shit stains.

20.01.2026 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The funny part of Alberta Separation is IF they somehow track down every uneducated fuck and somehow make this happen, every educated person and business will leave the province.

Best of luck thou.

19.01.2026 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't wait for the next movie " White House Fallen" starting Gerard Butler.

Secret Service- Armed blue haired woman have stormed the white house and are heading to the Oval Office to take out Trump. We need Mike Banning immediately.

Phone rings....

" Let The Fucker Die" Mike says.

The End.

19.01.2026 05:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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