Jeff Bachtel

Did you think Garth was his real name?? 😂

There’s an appropriate Belzona product lemme check out their TikTok videos

Daguerreotype image of the hand of fishing boat captain and slavery abolitionist Jonathan Walker showing the “SS” (for “Slave Stealer”) that the US Govt branded on his palm after he tried in 1844 to help runaway slaves in Florida find freedom in the West Indies (Massachusetts Historical Society) 🗃

It is, in fact, good to tell some candidates (Newsom) that they are despicable pieces of crap that you will never vote for, so they can do something better with their time

Jerry quick question Jerry uh just to clarify uh baby carrots don’t come with carrot water how old are your baby carrots Jerry are they actually now toddler carrots?

“When will my beagle stop relentlessly snacking?”
“When will my beagle stop escaping my yard and getting lost?”

Questions of the unprepared beagle owner

“Noise”?? Rude of them to refer to the beautiful Song Of The Beagle in that way 😔

Sometimes, the world itself helps pull the art into creation ☺️

Also, it's Aloha Friday!

Let's all spread a little aloha.

youtu.be/iY91ClURQJQ?...

Saluting as they rip the hit

They would - easily - go through one of those small packs they sell in the refrigerated section of produce.

They would probably have eaten bloobs until they threw up tbh.

(They’re 8 and 10 now and the fruit bill is DRASTICALLY lower)

Hey man new pillows are not, like, sushi expensive. Treat yourself

Man when I arrived at the school to pick the kids up to walk home, there was this guy (parent) showing another guy a video about “radical leftists”.

Get that ish out of here bradah 🙃

STOP DOING AI

YEARS OF MARKETING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND

Want to chat with a PDF? We had a tool for that: It was called "EMAILING THE AUTHORS"

"Let’s shove this feature at users. Let’s do this EVERYWHERE" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

They have played us for absolute fools

HGTV presents: KPop Demon House Hunters

A children's book by Mo Willems titled "I Really Like Slop!", with an illustration of a pig in a chef's hat holding a bowl of green goop with flies around it and an elephant looking disgusted in the background

aw that's nice, my library got some books for when the AI founders drop by

Ralph from the Simpsons saying “I’m helping”

Mike pictured (jk it was a helpful article to know not to waste time on that)

Since @quinnypig.com was enthusiastic about the new #AWS #Lambda GitHub Action I'm here to burst his bubble and explain why it doesn't really help - blog.symphonia.io/posts/2025-0...

It's telling that the data is not robust enough to handle very high completion rates (95-98%), but that's orthogonal to your point.

to provide more robust evidence that the slightly longer doubling window from 50% to 80% was an artifact of expected error, and not a symptom of a non-linear relationship between doubling horizons at different completion rates.

This is evidence that they are getting "better" at doing the things they're already sold to do, not that "Gee whiz" marketing from sama is any closer to completion.

Thomas Kwa et al should have done analysis of doubling horizons across the percentile completion (from like 10% - 80%)

I heard there was a secret 'b'
Hidden inside a 'blueberry'
But you don't really care for GPT do ya
It goes like this: a 'b' at first, and fourth and sixth,
Whoops, minor error; purported fix,
My AI reinventing "blubeberry"
Blubeberry 🎶
blubellberry
Blurblery

Photo of Mark Zuckerberg head and shoulders, wearing a blue shirt, he is smiling mouth open showing his upper set of teeth. The background is a light blue sky with wisps of cloud. (Source of photo: Getty via the Atlantic) A caption below white on black in Algerian reads: "LAP AT YOUR TROUGH, PIGGY"

So something like this?

(photo from Getty via the Atlantic)

Thanks for reading it. I was like 99% sure if it was Brooks it was gonna be trash, but would’ve still be tempted to read it if I hadn’t seen your post 👍

I don’t even have words. It’s terrible, and the fact that it’s Labour doing it is even more inexplicable and infuriating.

This means I can't return to the UK, which has been my home away from home for years. My trans friends there are fucked, and it's not safe for me to go visit them anymore. I'm really bummed about that.

All my feels and sympathy

Jerry have you heard of our lord and savior cut gloves?

J.J. we moved into an apartment and there’s no dishwasher 😭