One day, we will dangle Cornish pasties along the roads, all leading to the Torpoint ferry and deport all our immigrants. Cheaper than ICE and we can eat the pasties afterwards.

Very important to remember that from the Cornish (Ancient Britons) perspective you are all immigrants and invaders. North of the Tamar? Put cream on first? All subject to deportation…

The priority is to stop the killing. Anything is better than the ongoing murder. What comes next? Who knows but not more death, at least for a while.

@bbcnewsnight.bsky.social I really want to see this examined at depth. Farage and his cronies are at best too close to Russian influence. At worst, well…so why are you not allowing discussion?

Apparently Hamas members are terrified they will be killed by rival factions. Their unwillingness to surrender when defeat was obvious caused death and mayhem so I am not optimistic a positive result is coming.

Act of attainder, seize it all.

Well they are skint and the council tax system is a joke. So nice property tax, legalise cannabis and let councils keep tax receipts and things might improve a bit.

Saves tens of millions. Also reinvents local government. Not saying it’s right but currently councils are broke and therefore ineffective.

If Stephen Yaxley Lennon praises anything I did I would reconsider my life choices…

I got issues with Polanski on defence and some economic stuff but he knows how to communicate. His big secret, in my view, is that he identifies a villain. The super rich, Farage. LibDems and Labour take note. Someone needs to be the focus of public anger. Polanski gets this.

Yes but the sellers are asset owners and vote Tory. This is why there is no mention of property tax as found elsewhere in the world.

Cream must be clotted. On a scone it is the true path. So yes.

I see this as a matter of faith. There is only one true path. Cream first is heresy.

Now you are talking! #jamfirst

Be hard work to implement deportation based on that…

Also, as a Cornishman and descendent of the ancient Britons all north of the Tamar and east of Offa’s Dyke are immigrants since 50BC. It’s our history innit? Chill.

I’ve lot 3 stone on manjauro. Brilliant. Should be handed out like smarties to stave off the diabetes and heart attack tidal wave that’s coming.

Gartner (fecking spell check)

Garner hype cycle?

I’d suggest “if you want it like Russia move there “

People of all sides losing Reform win. Tories committed to preserving institutions and countryside, Greens, Liberals opposed to oppressive measures, social democrats. Everyone. The will to win is defined by what you are willing to sacrifice. It’s time for sacrifice.

Didn’t Hamas set off a bus bomb last month despite Israel bombing the shit out of Gaza?

A question for a lawyer @goodlawproject.org perhaps? We all know Mone will hide her money and delay in court. Is it technically still legal for Parliament to pass an Act of Attainder and just seize it all? Not recommending, just curious if it’s an option…

And the buggers do the cream wrong…

He is a weasel turd. Thousands of black and Asian people have shed blood, sweat and made such a massive contribution to this country. Let him say that to the face of Jason Robinson, Ian Wright, Nasser Hussain, Maro…What a nasty little turd he is.

Naw. They are racist so call them out. I love it and I’m a centrist dad. Keep calling them out.

Then put them in jail when they don’t pay. Do it fast, make the sentence harsh and watch the others pay up.

It’s amazing how I’ve managed to not have friends and wives etc who are Russian agents or take Putin’s gold. It seems to be very easy to do because loads of Reform types find themselves in this position. It’s almost like they are…I dunno, idiots? Or…

If you were us, the Cornish, wouldn’t you think seriously about getting out???

Cost of all this is peanuts.