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You're probably going to have to be slightly more specific than this.

14.08.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5712    πŸ” 1053    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 3

I have to scan a QR code taped to my pillminder to turn off my alarm, otherwise I'd probably end up dismissing the alert or snoozing it forever

But all my other reminders are phrased like I'm sick of my bullshit, and it definitely helps

14.08.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm wondering if it's old and been retained through phone upgrades, IIRC in old Android versions location permission was either on or off, no "while using the app" option.

I can see a younger me allowing it for location tags, but if it was recent I wouldn't have given it always-on, which it had.

08.08.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm kinda baffled as to when/how it got turned on, like, Instagram is NOT an app that I would grant location permission

07.08.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Always repost Prisencolinensinainciusol

07.08.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 7
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Not bad, not great, but also probably as good as any boule I've made

02.08.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A cast iron frying pan on a stovetop being used to cook arepas

A cast iron frying pan on a stovetop being used to cook arepas

Found some arepa flour on my hunt for bread stuff, so I have a snack to tide me over until the bread cools

01.08.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A round loaf of sourdough bread cooling on a cluttered kitchen countertop. It's rounder than a boule should be, and split open on one side despite being well scored.

A round loaf of sourdough bread cooling on a cluttered kitchen countertop. It's rounder than a boule should be, and split open on one side despite being well scored.

I'd say I'm back on my bullshit, but it feels more like starting my bullshit again.

I don't think I ever "got it right" in the first place

01.08.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shouldn't yoga make that happen less?

17.06.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He looks like he could be a pro wrestler, we should've seen the heel turn coming

17.06.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I get why some people think emotional trauma is necessary for good art. I don't agree, but I can see it. There are a lot of famous works that were inspired by suffering.

But it doesn't matter how much inspiration an artist has if they need to spend all their time and energy on survival.

17.06.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In honor of the great Sabin.
Suplex!!!

#finalfantasyvi #MTGxFINALFANTASY

25.05.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3108    πŸ” 952    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 24

I sure as hell don't have my life together, but taking care of my teeth now means they won't cost me as much later. It's a small way to feel like I have some semblance of control over my future.

26.05.2025 06:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This woman, Tricia McLaughlin with the DHS, shows up lying through her veneers in every single one of these stories.

24.05.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 181    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3

...please go on

23.05.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Image using many copies of the infamous "Sickos" character from The Onion. The character is a scary looking man smiling while looking in through a window. His shirt is labelled "Sickos" and he is saying "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!"  The image of the Sickos man has been duplicated to create seven of him, flipped, and oriented in various ways so that he is in the correct positions to create the well-known "Loss" meme.

Image using many copies of the infamous "Sickos" character from The Onion. The character is a scary looking man smiling while looking in through a window. His shirt is labelled "Sickos" and he is saying "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!" The image of the Sickos man has been duplicated to create seven of him, flipped, and oriented in various ways so that he is in the correct positions to create the well-known "Loss" meme.

Yeah my brain thought of this and wouldn't leave me alone until I slapped it together in MSPaint.

23.05.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the people's hearts cry out for quake 3 longest yard 24/7 servers but they dont even know it. they dont have the language to know what was taken from them

17.05.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 385    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 1

this will undoubtedly work btw

if democrats dont just start saying β€œtrump is the worst economic president of all time” he will be able to put the blame elsewhere with an assist from cowed mainstream media and the conservative podcast industrial complex

17.05.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 898    πŸ” 210    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 6

Coprolite isn't my favorite fossil but it's a solid number two.

12.05.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1520    πŸ” 471    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 19
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Best laugh I got from a Simpsons episode in a bit from last week's ep.

10.05.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2417    πŸ” 542    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 55
I Didn’t Center Leave the Center Left, the Center Left Center Left Me
by Dennis B. Hooper

I Didn’t Center Leave the Center Left, the Center Left Center Left Me by Dennis B. Hooper

My latest

10.05.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 815    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 4

Unless it's an ad for ADHD medication, maybe

30.04.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know, goblin mode is when I stop fighting it for a bit because it's fucking exhausting

30.04.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Another one for @senschumer and his fellow brave letter writers

29.04.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 18963    πŸ” 3862    πŸ’¬ 527    πŸ“Œ 290

Read the whole thing, it's great

30.04.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This video has 7.1 million views on TikTok and is just one of a multi-part series.

Source:
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjkQcNG1/

30.04.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2258    πŸ” 714    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 113
NYT headline: β€œKennedy Advises New Parents to β€˜Do Your Own Research’ on Vaccines” 
Subheader:
β€œIn an interview with Dr. Phil, the health secretary offered false information about vaccine oversight and revealed a lack of basic understanding of new drug approvals.”

NYT headline: β€œKennedy Advises New Parents to β€˜Do Your Own Research’ on Vaccines” Subheader: β€œIn an interview with Dr. Phil, the health secretary offered false information about vaccine oversight and revealed a lack of basic understanding of new drug approvals.”

β€œAnd I’m like, what do you mean, you β€˜do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?”
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic

30.04.2025 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 27333    πŸ” 6749    πŸ’¬ 752    πŸ“Œ 372

With @scalzi.com and others curating their spaces to encourage the use of alt text and other accessibility features, here’s a reminder about @veron4ica.com’s β€œcapybara method” and other tools.

30.04.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 245    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the major take aways I had from Careless People is that the Trump org has the most highly effective online campaign strategy in history, complete with direct assistance from Facebook staff, and basically voters saw what the campaign decided it was useful for them to see.

30.04.2025 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 921    πŸ” 197    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 24

Disappointed by the lack of Aggretsuko

30.04.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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