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That London. Aspiring to be woke, since it annoys all the people who don’t know what it means. He/Him

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Can you just ride on the rest of the wheel? πŸ€”

13.10.2025 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s offensive to actual banana republics

05.10.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Arms manufacturers don’t want you to know this one simple trick

02.10.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They need stronger glue

01.10.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hi @livingstreets.bsky.social London E20, what was the Olympic Village, has lots of lovely wide pavements for pedestrians, making it easier for people with mobility issues, and space for kids to play separated from the road. Can you spot all 5 drivers who thought β€œI can drive on that!”?

01.10.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Is that a car that has been driven along a wide pavement specifically designed to give pedestrians lots of space away from the road? Yes, it is

Is that a car that has been driven along a wide pavement specifically designed to give pedestrians lots of space away from the road? Yes, it is

27.09.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only flat at the bottom?

21.09.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
fascist so-called protesters on the roof of Banqueting House in Whitehall. A number of them went up there with ease, unbothered and unmolested by hundreds of police watching on

fascist so-called protesters on the roof of Banqueting House in Whitehall. A number of them went up there with ease, unbothered and unmolested by hundreds of police watching on

And worth noting that the fash were able to jump around on roofs of buildings in whitehall in front of hundreds of police. Serious security breach!

13.09.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hope your MPs and Assembly members can hold met police, mayor of london, and home secretary to account for woeful policing of aggressive right wingers today. Early on they were able to get really close to the anti-racist speakers, and police effectiveness got worse from there 1/2

13.09.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Experience from central London today: anti-racists are a LOT better looking than the fash

13.09.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have β€œcommunity leaders” been approached by the authorities?

12.09.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mind you, a Labour government might be a nice thing to have some day

12.09.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Has the company he works for been outed as one to avoid if they don’t let him go? Are they happy for him to spend time in the homes of customers who he fundamentally hates?

10.09.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hope the firefighters got those jaws out to cut the car in half. F’in selfish driver

09.09.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@therealyplac.bsky.social Hi there - have you closed your shop? I ran out of stickers!

09.09.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just popping out to drive a three piece suite around. Want anything from the big Asda?

09.09.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear racist white people
Factor 50 sun cream is a DEI measure

09.09.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Say hi to Janet from me
(I don’t know her. Just thought it would be nice)

06.09.2025 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

At least the first bloke was proudly wearing his trans pride coloured shirt

04.09.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Managed to see all three of the new DLR trains being tested in London today. Quick chat with an engineer who said they’re performing very well so far. Looking very smart
#TFL #DLR

04.09.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Any word yet on his croissant-based policies being taken up?

04.09.2025 07:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a fantastic book! β€˜Knowledgeable’ people in the literary world rely on celebrity biogs and novels by other celebrities so they can rely on their existing fame rather than actually than actually think about marketing. Makes them the money, so they think they’re clever as a result

04.09.2025 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And then parents with pushchairs/prams, wheelchair users, anyone who can walk but may be unsteady… All denied the same access offered to fit able-bodied people

04.09.2025 07:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only correct if it’s β€œthe main racist opposition parties”? Is that what you meant to say @samcoatessky.bsky.social ?

01.09.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The immediate reduction in stress when you get onto a decent bike lane and leave the drivers behind…

01.09.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How long before the clarificatory message that he also has flags for Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland and he rotates which one he sits under?

01.09.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Losing all reasonable voters, and never going to convince the racists. Who is advising him?

01.09.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

At 80% might there be room for more than two recognised parties in the US? Democracy and all that…

15.08.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pavement parking is such a fucking selfish lottery

13.08.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish he’d spend some time in front of journalists some time. They’d call this sort of stuff out immediately, right? /s

12.08.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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