Dan Renaydo AKA Alex

We had a local stray who would come visit us and she'd eat the food we put out for her just like that.

To be fair, I'd be frustrated if I were her. I keep asking for opinions and keep getting facts instead.

True patriots know that drinking raw milk will make you just like Abraham Lincoln's family.

I'll give you all a minute to look that one up.

The enemy hasn't broken through the chocolate orange wall yet, so that's something.

I definitely didn't misread this as "overdosing on farts."

Wave goodbye to elections, America.

That's it for you.

March, kick and scream...
It's to no avail.
And you know it.

It's going to cost you, either way.

But the world will only watch as you plummet into the darkness, of a toppled empire.

We all tried to warn...
We fires hoping to motivate.

GL.🤷🏼‍♀️

This is who runs this account

"Voters" plural? Someone's got high hopes.

"Y'all" is still my favorite, but it just doesn't sound right when you're brandishing a sledgehammer with revolutionary intent.

Sounds like propaganda from people who don't live EXTREME enough. 🎸 💥

Nah, the profit margins on popcorn are bonkers. If he wants to mess with his boss, he should give smaller portions so people start shopping elsewhere.

Your telling me this podcast could have had boobplates and flamethrowers this whole time?

Which brings me to my contribution: don't do that.

Oh hey, Patrick Dempsey. I've actually just started bingeing my way through Grey's Anatomy recently. On a related note, send help because Jesus, I'm still on season 2.

Army of Darkness was my first thought as well.

I got the reference before I read the caption or realized you were wearing the jacket. You captured the scene perfectly.

I don't even know my own train of thought

The world will become a hay bar.

Much to my Chagrin.

Chagrin Falls.

Chagrin Falls, Ohio.

You see, it's a very clever reference to Bill Watterson's home town...

🥚

The line ahead of me went pretty quickly. I did have enough time to give Mr. Grumpy Pig a friend, though.

Currently on hold with the water company. 17 callers ahead of me.

"We need a Joe Rogan of the center."
-hopefully nobody

While we were showering and buying deodorant, you were studying the sword.

And when the human tries to bring you back inside for the night, you're going to hide in a dark corner of the yard and hope they don't see you. I've played this game before.

Damn right.

They're not even fascist collaborators they're part of the regime at this point

Every time I think I've found the person who invented imposter syndrome, they say they stole the idea from somebody more qualified.

But know this, Games Workshop: the stain of suspicion never truly fades.