Headbangers for Pritzker

Who am I kidding, Bari Weiss would think that AC/DC is "too heavy"

"Despite living in the birthplace of slam metal, Zohran Mamdani has yet to acknowledge the role that New York bands like Internal Bleeding had to play in the modern metal scene. This level of anti-death-metal radicalism--"

zohran mamdani do u like bolt thrower

Next guy to make a gimmick account should go with ILGOP For Pritzker. That'll explode some heads, I tell ya.

In 1985, a rogue team of scientists set out to teach a tonsil stone to talk.

40 years later, and he's still here.

Attorneys with one of the state’s largest public defense law firms formed a group text chat that they named “F*** tha police” accompanied by a pig emoji, court filings show.

attorneys with one of the state's largest public defense law firms are based as hell it turns out

only an idiot would consider it a scandal for public defenders to say "fuck the police"

(the "several years too late" in the original post is unsaid but implied)

People have (rightfully) been giving Durbin a lot of shit over the past few months, but I'm glad that he made the right choice here.

Mistakenly Thought Canada Would Pay
Mistakenly Thought Canada Would Pay
Mistakenly Thought Canada Would Pay
Mistakenly Thought Canada Would Pay
Mistakenly Thought Canada Would Pay
Mistakenly Thought Canada Would Pay
Mistakenly Thought Canada Would Pay
Mistakenly Thought Canada Would Pay

Gonna eat a half-pound of cheese just to spite this jagoff.

I've been on DeviantArt, LiveJournal and Tumblr, and I can assure you, autistic kids write SO MUCH poetry.

Awfully complacent for somebody in primarying range.

Again: Blue states should be authorizing huge funds basically just to catch and retain all the talent bleeding out of the federal gvt

If you ever hear these word leaving your mouth, that's a sign that you should probably quit your job.

it should be lower than this, no one should travel to america for safety reasons. bankrupt us! destroy our tourism industry

Happy tax day! Hard to celebrate much these days, but let’s hear it for the income tax, which replaced tariff revenue, simultaneously reducing inequality and boosting growth. One of the greatest policy changes in US history, may we see another such change in the near future.

There’s just so much shady shit in this story, but this really sticks out. Folks in NLRB’s IT unit were so freaked out by what they saw DOGE doing that they wanted to notify the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency. Then this happened:

Trump wants to send citizens merely accused of crimes to foreign prisons where he can claim the U.S. has no jurisdiction to bring you back, even after the judiciary orders it. Once that happens even a single time, nothing will stop ICE from doing the same thing to you that they did to Abrego Garcia

this is the moment trump declared to every court in the country that the constitutional crisis is already upon us, and i'm not sure that goes the way he expects.

Play peek-a-boo all you want, Gretchen, you're still out of the Great Lakes Alliance. We're giving Wisconsin the UP now.

If you wanted to embarrass yourself, you could have just violently soiled yourself in public. At least that doesn't disenfranchise millions of Americans.

If you want a nice little relaxation exercise, I find that closing your eyes, taking a deep breath, and imagining this guy screaming for help and sobbing as he drowns in a massive vat of pig shit helps.

JB Pritzker if you can hear us, please JB Pritzker, please save me. Please save me JB Pritzker

i will admit that these guys are doing a great job chipping away at my empathy but they are not going to like the direction that’s headed

In an alternate universe, President Kamala Harris is holding an event for entrepreneurs who have started businesses in underserved districts. The media is intent of making a controversy out of Vice President Walz suit choice on a recent visit to Norway. The S&P just hit 7,000.

This is what Democracy looks like in Arlington Heights Illinois! #HandsOff

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