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unfollowing someone who annoys you is great, highly recommended, and reduces your urge to argue with a total stranger

I went on a nighttime walk and may have stepped into a dream.

Your periodic reminder that the estimated cost to end hunger in the U.S. is $25 billion.

I’ll join the cause 🫡

It could just be that I’m high but I feel like this message is relevant in at least a few different areas of life

*scrolling through my moots feed*

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Omg I LOVE this song

When I tell you the heat here has *actually* fried some peoples brains… this is what I mean. What an absolute mess of a human being. Fucking Pearl-ass wannabe idiot bitch.

The only thing holding me back is knowing I *have* to do my hair anytime I leave the house lol I’m so lazy when it comes to my appearance.

If I’m gonna do it won’t be until summer pases because Arizona heat = forehead sweat and soggy bangs are not it.

Should I give myself bangs again, yes or no

That’s probably the healthiest thing you could do 🫶🏻💖

Babe the moment I turned 25 my entire world started to crumble and it continued to crumble for 3 more years. I was 30 before I could confidently say I knew who I was & who I wasn’t. It was both a terrifying & exciting experience.

Tortoiseshell cat sitting on the floor

*throws up on my pillow as I’m getting into bed*

Why aren’t you telling me what a good girl I am?

Wake me up when it happens. I’m gonna take a nap.

*has a single moment of peace*

My idiot brain: Now would be a great time to ✨PANIC✨

moot *posts some unhinged shit*
me: like 🙂

Bluesky is propped up on a proud culture of haters

I’d rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona

Me, alive in Arizona:

Who are your favorite bands or artists that are still pretty underground?

I’m not*

I stg I miss at least one word in *every* post lol BEGGING for an edit button

It’s comforting to know I’m the only one looking like a wacky wavy inflatable tube man because of a fly *rips hair out*

If I ever reply to your post but when you go to respond it’s gone: just know my anxiety from narcissistic abuse took over and the panic that I’m going to be berated because I said something someone doesn’t agree with completely took over and I’m sorry.

Tony Soprano in therapy: “Life is putting the Prozac to the test.”

Ah, Monday… so we meet again

staying up too late my whole life never learning a lesson

If you see me posting after 10pm on a Sunday, just know I’ve given up on pretending to be a functioning adult.

If they talk shit about other people to you,
then rest assured they’ll do the same about you when you aint around

If you see me spam-liking your posts: mind your business (for the love of satan let me love you)

I’ve spent my whole weekend moving the entirety of my Spotify library to Apple Music and while time consuming, it’s been actually so fun to redo & reorganize my playlists. 10/10 highly recommend

No, no… don’t everybody flock to my skeets and like them all at once. One at a time, folks… one at a time.