Phantom Limb

if the words you spoke appeared on your skin, would you still look beautiful

Side hustle: you pay me to add alt text to your photos

late night conversations is how you catch feelings for people you’re supposed to just be friends with

suffering from depression or low self esteem? before you start self diagnosing, surprise!!! you might be surrounded by shitheads

It is not radical to expect moral and responsible law enforcement.

til a secret to 6am weight lifting:

no coffee = no brain interference

Post thru it they said…

Pizza(send)

*leaves toothpaste on my mouth just so people know I actually brush my teeth*

I hold firm to the romantic notion that there are people out there who will truly see, and like, how you look...the world be damned.

every nice human deserves to have a wonderful song written about them

Sometimes people make your soul happy no matter how long you’ve known them. Treasure those people.

Let’s get drunk and play the Miami Vice theme song with our mouth guitars

I like how we all just pretend we haven’t been regurgitating the same 10 jokes for the last 15 years on here

in the absence of electricity, water, and internet, we became very interested in birds

Fuck yeah unleash the groundhogs.

🖤✌️

You don’t feel worthy & yet the Sun still crowns you every day

a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes . Alt: a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes .

I knew following you would be worth it.

child's drawing the USS motherfucker boldly fucking your shit up

this is where I post from if you even care

Alexa, shoot that groundhog

i saw my shadow this morning so now there’s six more weeks of my being a bitch

groundhog day repeating at random intervals. men, now you understand your period.

Did you bring enough for everyone?

If you’re watching this from somewhere safe:
please don’t look away.

Something bad is coming.
You can feel it in the quiet shift—
cruelty becoming casual,
suffering becoming acceptable.

Please keep paying attention.
Please keep speaking up.
Please be ready.

Being American right now feels like dating someone embarrassing… so you walk 10 feet behind them in public and pretend you’re not together.

Waking up a liberal in a red state is wild because at any moment some girl I went to high school with could appear on my porch like it’s The Purge

Shout out to my anxiety for never leaving me. 🫶

Just casually doing my dishes while screaming into the void