beck from heck

MAYOR MAMDANI!!!!!

“Our lunch is spoiled,” said Toad. “I made it for you, Frog, so that you would be happy.”

“But Toad,” said Frog, “I AM happy. I am very happy. This morning when I woke up, I felt good because the sun was shining. I felt good because I was a frog. And I felt good because I have you for a friend.”

Frog and Toad scramble away from the avalanche of rocks. From "Dragons and Giants" In *Frog and Toad Together*

“It’s an avalanche!” cried Toad. Frog and Toad jumped away. Frog was trembling.

“I am not afraid!” he shouted.

no, I said I wanted a tradewife. like a union electrician

Another day, another reason to eat the rich

Just one more thi[ck]

[motions for you to roll your window down] FROG & TOAD ARE FRIENDS

All of us, every single one of us, are fuckups. We all do shitty things. We try not to, and we fail.

We've spent too much our energy learning all of the ways everything we do is bad and wrong, and not enough of our time identifying what is good and worth nurturing in each of us.

this week's post is something i've been thinking about for a long time. it's called "all of us imperfect comrades: or, an army of fuckups cannot lose"

margaretkilljoy.substack.com/p/each-of-us...

Can I call you back? The fabric of civil society is getting picked apart like a bloomin onion by guys that have never read a book

Didnt i tell you that david duchovny moved in downstairs?? 🛸

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

Are you... are you part of the *homo-sexual underground*?

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saw this tile pop up on the cooperative extension homepage and did a double take, and then did another double take

In Western New York they don’t say “I love you”, they say “watch for deer” and I think that’s beautiful.

I don't vote in Illinois and I'm not paying close attention to this race, but I'd sure like to see more candidates and elected Democrats putting their bodies on the line like this. I don't even care if it's a campaign stunt. Kat is out there taking risks, and we need to see leaders fighting.

Two pages from The Redwall Cookbook, left page is an excerpt from the series where they mention honeybaked apples, right page is the recipe for honeybaked apples!!

Actually the greatest book I've ever weeded

The Redwall Cookbook by Brian Jacques

Ok so,,

The fascism is really fascisming.

A tomato (paul robeson variety) mayo and cheese sandwich in the making

Paul robeson, my beloved

👀 sure

A 9/11 eve miracle?

this is your annual reminder to please take off your hetero-imitative frogskin and dance to a lesbian/gay spirit

Handwritten note I'm convinced that if the world survives these dangerous times it will be tens of millions of small things that do it. Keep on! old Pete [sketch of a banjo] Pete Seeger

yeah

Friends, I'm always a sucker for photos and illustrations of MVA devices in papayas.

There aren't enough characters for all my thoughts here but my god, I'm proud of them. For being rad as fuck and also not killing themselves. I guess you can take the girl out of bandom tumblr, but you can't take the parasocial relationship with da real jersey boys out of the girl 😔

Gotta be a freak abt an emo band in the year 2025: the hometown show was phenominal. I, a 27 year old married lesbian, squealed like I was 13 again when these random +40 year old emo fucks from NJ received the first ever key to belleville. Frank crying in this pic abt to get the key 😭 going insane!!