Just like what Tim Walz did in 2020

Ohhh nooooo!! I would probably also talk about this for the rest of my life.

They got grounded *after* the show, right?

See THIS is the commentary we should be making. Instead of shaming the poster, just tell people what happened.

God he's such a piece of shit.

It's a $100,000 car! It's a terrible car that falls apart, and it costs $100k!

Man living his best life

image of watchmen's doctor manhattan, a superhero who is entirely blue and nude, sitting on a rock, small in frame, on what is depicted to be a very pink version of the surface of the planet mars. he looks pensive.

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

Did you?

If billionaires paid more taxes we could fix...all of that.

“If that’s true, the immigration laws are meaningless—all of them—because the government can deport whoever they want, wherever they want, whenever they want, and no court can do anything about it once it’s done.”

Jesus fuck.

OMG, YOU CANNOT DISAPPEAR A PERSON FOR ANY REASON. There is no reason that someone is just *taken*. There is no crime that should be punished that way.

ICE says a University of Minnesota student's visa was revoked for drunk driving, not protests Federal officials say a University of Minnesota student was detained by Immigration and Customs Enforcement because of drunken driving, not student protests.

So they’re saying the U foreign student was ICEd for a drunk driving conviction? Gonna need a lot more info here. apnews.com/article/univ...

Us: You can't disappear a person for any reason, especially not something they liked on Facebook.
Them: Oh, uh, he had a DUI?
Us: Oh, okay, well, in that case...wait! No! That's still not okay.

This is absolutely a walk back. They thought we'd accept their first answer.

The Capitol is so cut off from the rest of St Paul that that foot traffic is pretty minimal TBH. There's a giant interchange between downtown and the complex. I've walked to lunch like 3x.

I got the "letter" from a specialist to my primary like...90 sec after he walked out of the room.

If we had closed literally everything else and put all our energy into upgrading school HVAC systems, kids coulda gone back a lot sooner and it would have done a lot less damage. But adults weren't willing to sacrifice their bar night so we didn't do it that way.

Just doesn't look windy enough.

The conf organizers didn't do them any favors by only having ONE mic in the room. I had one session where the moderator was doing a light jog back and forth.

Sometimes, if I'm just in a really bad mood...I will *not* run after a piece of trash that the wind has taken from my grasp. I can count on one hand how many times that has happened. I feel a little guilty. And yet? People are out here just throwing shit on the ground! Why?!

FWIW, I did a study that recommended making this connection in anticipation of the West Lake Station like, almost a decade ago. The trail to punch pizza got installed, so maybe there's hope for this one yet.

11 at 11! If you will...

Can I interest you in a wall clock that doesn't match your internal body clock? That'll help the situation.

Thats a decent selection! Where at?

Whelp. Their public input approach appears to have worked as intended. Will you have time to go back and try again?

mRNA vaccines are a fucking miracle of science. They are the 21st century equivalent of pasteurization. They change everything.

Oh! I know this one!

Michael Hobbs? Conan O'Brien?

What's fun is my brain's attempt to make that make sense read it as catchy tuna. Which...still doesn't mean anything?