@robmcfadden.bsky.social
Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do? sports alt: https://bsky.app/profile/robadelphia.gobirds.online
ME: [holds out a glass of water]
CATHERINE BRENT: YAHHhheUHHHhhh
prior to breakthroughs in seizure medication, water divining was one of the few career paths available to people with epilepsy
youtu.be/0fyVOd1pNrk?...
ok wow at least do one that isn't about me
07.08.2025 14:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0[single-panel comic strip] a man is slowly being run over legs-first by a steamroller. he is holding a newspaper that says "STEAMROLLERS ARE UNDER ATTACK." a logo on the side of the steamroller says "2025." the man has my face, i am the man
07.08.2025 13:58 — 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0MyFacePhotoshoppedOverBritneySpearsInTheMusicVideoForToxic.jpeg
07.08.2025 13:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0is this what happens, i stop posting for a couple days and it literally makes you sick
07.08.2025 13:40 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0[improv-ing my reaction to how short you are] wow you're short
07.08.2025 13:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"be prepared for how short I truly am" first of all don't tell me what to do
07.08.2025 13:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0my mistakes (⭐️⭐️): the depth of their wrongness has been outmatched only by their banality, what a boring set of terrible choices
07.08.2025 11:54 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
the green duolingo owl raising its little wing and saying “let’s review your mistakes”
there isn’t enough time in the known universe to accomplish this task
07.08.2025 11:39 — 👍 213 🔁 41 💬 7 📌 3i get hungxhausted
06.08.2025 04:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0wait is that a real party
ugh i'm gonna need a new tramp stamp
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05.08.2025 07:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i have questions
i will not be asking the questions at this time
sorry can i call you back i just need to finish treading water on the interstellar wave planet for the rest of my life
05.08.2025 05:47 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0tripped in my house and got road rash
05.08.2025 03:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0ok but if you drive into me you're out
04.08.2025 23:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0like what
04.08.2025 23:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0went outside this morning and it smelled like a wood fire
fortunately only slightly worse air quality
this is why i don’t have people over
04.08.2025 22:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0[paving over the living room carpet to experience lying in the middle of the road without actually doing it] good how are you
04.08.2025 22:18 — 👍 17 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0this is disgusting
04.08.2025 21:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the lunatic villain he played in leon the professional was great
the one in true romance was like a cartoon
this goes against the grain but true romance
that man was ridiculous
re-watching slow horses
might be my favorite gary oldman character, which is saying something
i'm already a chill guy this is as calm as i gets
04.08.2025 10:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0no pudiste calmar ni un ladrillo, ladrillo
04.08.2025 10:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0tranquilo wey dios mio
04.08.2025 07:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i’d be everyone’s favorite porn star
04.08.2025 07:45 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1i feel the exact opposite
04.08.2025 07:01 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1
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