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Now we have an app for that. The Speaker of the House does, anyway.

Sigh. I miss hardware solutions.

T**** was absolutely on the ballot, he was all over it. He just doesn't read at a high enough level to understand that.

If the House stays out, the GOP is setting up congress to be dissolved by Emperor Palpatine. There's no way they ever sabotage their own power this much as part of normal politics, it has to be shooting the moon somehow. If they don't need their jobs the oligarchs must have promised them zillions.

It seems like jury nullification is legal because there's no logical way to make it illegal with jury discretion. One thing I know though. All prosecutors consider it unethical, or at least they hate it, so they will come after you with whatever they can pull out if they get even a whiff of intent.

If the world we live in is a simulation why does it have to so meticulous about rendering every leaf, pine needle, and cat hair on my kitchen floor and every spot of mold in my bathroom? Why can't I just get high and watch the diamond over my head turn green? WTF is the point of all this?

See what crazy solutions we have to come up with when they stop teaching the children how to be passive-aggressive. I miss the simplicity of the old arts.

Matt Walsh is a fascist goon who hates democracy, women, and brown people. It isn't anymore complicated than that.

At least you have an excuse. There's still no explanation for Gary Busey.

They are now required by law to move to Florida. And the Devil gets their soul.

(That's a Florida thing though, it could be voted out someday.)

He offers them free busses and they act like he's literally going to mug them on the subway. As if that's someplace those people would ever be anyway.

I mean insane in the sense of the ridiculous, not that I'm surprised.

What I find insane is that you're charged with something like obstruction for being part of a group that "impeded" a vehicle for maybe minutes, and did some minor damage to it -- meanwhile ppl illegally detained & abused inside the facility had NO CHANGE to their status as a result of that action.

I think this must be about a past incident? Because they are all supposedly living in military base housing now, so that nobody can point at them.

That just looks like my PT appointments. Which I'm gonna need somebody to pay for. So, good.

The Nothing has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

If Crooked Hillary doesn't exist, they have to invent her.

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Honestly I think "exododus" is actually the correct word. Maybe "exododi" if they expect a lot of them.

I feel like Fetterman should always be depicted in memes as the Jolly Green Giant.

because he's a plant, get it

30+ whatever % of voters are just fine with T**** being a dictator, they think it's what this country needs. But for some reason they get really offended if you say it out loud.

Yeah I was hoping you knew about Forehead fighting Eyepatch. There's bound to be memes in there.

EDIT: unless of course history ends up being nothing but TikTok videos of children waving their hands and going "Six-seven!" and who the fuck cares...

It's not even an accident, it all served their interests that T**** gave them permission to be as corrupt and abusive as they could imagine, and they saw nothing but dollar signs and none of the history of what living under fascism is like.

So you can imagine what that history will say about them.

that the country and the constitution will never be the same again. Sure the hijacking of public education and voting rights had a big impact but without the all pandering, equivocation, and outright lies of omission the people would never have believed things like "he has a plan for the economy."

We go back and forth and all around about every single issue and how each group has handled it or should handle it but the one thing I think history will be really shocked we did not push back on harder is the media. Big corporate media went so far off the rails with this emperor's clothes crap

Sorry misread that. 28 minutes and blah blah 45 minutes etc

I can't believe they were able to string together 23 minutes of him not shitting himself.

The other 40 minutes of video are now sealed with the Epstein Files.

In fairness, if he actually passed this particular one his French is better than mine.