Chris Hanks

My mom, opening a whole can of worms: “what’s a song by Fall Out Boy you think I’d like?”

it does not matter how good you make your game’s block/parry system; I will not use it. My defense is “punch more.” I cannot be taught

Ha ha yeah!

Leavenworth, WA – A Glimpse of Bavaria in the Heart of the Pacific Northwest Nestled in the Pacific Northwest, a modest town has transformed its identity into a captivating Bavarian-themed tourist hot spot. As visitors set foot into this mountain-enclosed village, they&#821…

This is very random, but there’s a small town in my home state designed in a Bavarian style: unusualplaces.org/leavenworth-...

I love Julianne and I loooooooove Tilda but oooooof

Me onstage pointing a prop gun threateningly to the right as two women cower in the background

Stylish black and white photo of me leaning against a bar top and drinking from a prop beer bottle, looking menacingly off to the side. Stage lights dominate the top quarter of the photo.

Happy to say that this play I’m doing is turning me into Michael Shannon.

In April we declined an offer of $60,000 to license a song of ours to an Airbnb commercial.

Airbnb continues to make money from stolen Palestinian land and contributes to the housing crisis worldwide. We do not wish to promote or profit from this.

Free Palestine. Eat the Rich.

I love the artwork that the Criterion Collection uses. This one and the one they have for Portrait of a Lady on Fire are so beautiful.

Happy Birthday, Stella!!

The destruction of Palestine is breaking the world | Moustafa Bayoumi The rules of the institutions that define our lives bend like reeds when it comes to Israel – so much that the whole global order is on the verge of collapse

"No one knows what will come to replace the international system that is currently collapsing around us, but any political system that prioritizes punishing those who protest genocide rather than stopping the killing has clearly exhausted itself."

www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...

what you want to do is put an impossible amount of pressure on yourself to “succeed” and tell yourself constantly that you are wasting your “potential.” do this until you die

You’d think someone might ask why distributing aid in Gaza has proceeded like the opening twenty minutes of Saving Private Ryan, every day, for weeks. Is it normal to fire machine guns at starving civilians trying to collect flour? Because we are currently at one, two or three massacres *per day*.

This is how the Democrats can win: by being the party of both women AND sexual harassers

An electronic road sign reading “COORRUPT RAPIST CUOMO” (sic)

Just spotted this one at Atlantic and Court St.

The Barbara/Phoenix/Transit trilogy are some of my favorites

Best drug trip scene since Walk Hard

His first conversation with the jacket had me rolling

Kathryn Newton is a national treasure

She’s getting kicked out of Harvard and I’m not the King of Belgium. There’s a solution to both our problems

Thank you for your service

just scheduled a hair appointment, as always kind of pissed I am expected to know what I want to look like. i dont know what looks good! you tell me! if i knew what would look good id look good already!!!

At least the ratio of brides to brothers will remain stable

I am a straight man on Bluesky and if any freaking website is going to take me to task for it it would be Bluesky and no one has ever been like hey you’re bad for being a MAN.

the reason I’m not shredded like a fitness model is because I don’t think it would be fair to have that on top of my incredible personality

Movies you have seen six or more times, no Star Wars, LOTR, or Trek

The I Think You Should Leave universe is bleeding into our own

Actor Stanley Tucci as Aldo Bellini, the progressive candidate for Pope, in the 2024 film Conclave

My fellow Bellini bros, this is our moment

*to the tune of chocolate rain* arctic char

You can never go wrong with Walk Hard

Can confirm it’s real and still up