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It seems I am not yet accustomed to my new primal form

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19.10.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there’s a scene in SPEED where Keanu Reeves introduces Joe Morton to Sandra Bullock, and both the script and basic logic would indicate that he calls him β€œLieutenant McMahon,” but it really, really sounds like he says β€œLieutenant McMac”

19.10.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I grew up in central Jersey and probably 70% of over-40 men who live there are exactly like this

19.10.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a classic kind of Tristate Guy - full of resentment and all talk, very little to back it up. He likes Trump specifically because Trump makes him feel big, like he could be Trump if β€œThey” hadn’t held him back.

19.10.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 213    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

New York giants fan representation

19.10.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
When someone uses this emoji 🀣 they are more mad than they have ever been in their entire life

When someone uses this emoji 🀣 they are more mad than they have ever been in their entire life

The Trump shit video is basically this, but I will reiterate that if a Dem is critical of conservative voters it’s a generational scandal and when Republican pols literally post themselves shitting on their opposition virtually the entire elite politics and media class treats it as fine and normal

19.10.2025 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 10003    πŸ” 2149    πŸ’¬ 128    πŸ“Œ 64

genuinely curious how newspapers and TV are going to describe this video to try to make it sound normal the way they try with everything Trump does. will they say β€œpoop” or β€œfeces”? will they just try to keep it vague?

19.10.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it was for me, and I very much appreciate it

19.10.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
18.10.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 12738    πŸ” 2666    πŸ’¬ 153    πŸ“Œ 24

I agree with whoever said a rather under-appreciated dynamic is the extent to which Professional Politics Opinion Havers flat out just find the left interpersonally irritating in a way they do not find the right so, and I think a lot of the talk of a vibe shift was wish-casting their irritants away.

18.10.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1726    πŸ” 151    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 15

@milwaukeebrewers.bsky.social do you guys still have that big L flag? Seems like it would come in handy right about now

18.10.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Pope tweets: "The poor are not there by chance or by blind and cruel fate. Nor, for most of them, is poverty a choice. Yet, there are those who still presume to make this claim, thus revealing their own blindness and cruelty. #DilexiTe"

Someone replies: "I was so hopeful I could be a Catholic again after the disaster that Francis was, guess we just get Francis 2.0 now and I am heartbroken.  How do I stay a Catholic now...I don't want to lose faith but I am. You belong to someone else, not God."

The Pope tweets: "The poor are not there by chance or by blind and cruel fate. Nor, for most of them, is poverty a choice. Yet, there are those who still presume to make this claim, thus revealing their own blindness and cruelty. #DilexiTe" Someone replies: "I was so hopeful I could be a Catholic again after the disaster that Francis was, guess we just get Francis 2.0 now and I am heartbroken. How do I stay a Catholic now...I don't want to lose faith but I am. You belong to someone else, not God."

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

17.10.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 49848    πŸ” 10272    πŸ’¬ 1818    πŸ“Œ 770
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You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.

16.10.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 7516    πŸ” 1277    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 19
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14.10.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Isley Brothers - Love the One You’re With
Gang War - The Harder They Come
Townes Van Zandt - Dead Flowers
Chambers Brothers - People Get Ready
Nirvana - Where Did You Sleep Last Night
Thin Lizzy - Whiskey in the Jar

13.10.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The inflatables have made it to Broadview.

12.10.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 9266    πŸ” 1943    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 178

ToeJam yes, Earl no

12.10.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

cannot possibly overemphasize the degree to which this is my shit

12.10.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: β€œNo one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”

11.10.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 16307    πŸ” 4992    πŸ’¬ 286    πŸ“Œ 730

an incontestable fact of the second trump administration is it is actively trying to sicken and kill as many americans as it can

11.10.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5640    πŸ” 1642    πŸ’¬ 154    πŸ“Œ 54

Lord give us the Democrats that Republicans warn us about.

10.10.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2656    πŸ” 554    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 13

When prices were going up under Biden there was a constant deluge of news stories about it because the media did not like Biden and wanted him to lose. Under Trump there is not a constant deluge of news stories about coffee prices because they like Trump and want him to win

10.10.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4101    πŸ” 1050    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 31

Johnny Cash is one of the coolest people in human history, what the ever-loving fuck are you talking about

09.10.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honest to god the biggest scam in America right now is whatever Dem consultants are being paid

08.10.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 742    πŸ” 167    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
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Yankees eliminated

09.10.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 381    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 20

It would be inappropriate to condition funding of the government on the government following any rules whatsoever

09.10.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 191    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More like Barely Wise 😏

11.08.2024 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope Democrats understand that if and when they get back to power, defaulting to β€œunity” politics and empty reconciliation without any real accountability would not only be morally abhorrent, but also politically suicidal: The desire for at least some semblance of justice will be overwhelming.

06.10.2025 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 668    πŸ” 111    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 10

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