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Calgary Tower is Blue for the Jays tonight. Let’s go!!!!!

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Oh FFS. The new plan is going to be “I pardoned her by accident I pardon so many people.”

We can use expressions.

I stole this meme today because it’s the best.

In Hell they are going to make him eat salad, spend time with Eric, and watch videos of Obama making out with Ivanka all day. Every day, for eternity.

Overheard a MAGA bro:

"Why do you think they made Bif Tannen cooler than Marty McFly in Back to the Future? I mean, that's weird right? Bif is supposed to be the bad guy but he's way more manly and tough and cool than McFly. And Tannen is hotter. I would fuc...I mean...he's cool, that's all."

Germany, 1937

She lives rent free in his brain.
Now, to be fair, not paying rent in a place with that tiny amount of square footage isn't super impressive, but still.

I know a lot of normal guys like these. Same bro attitude, similar political leanings. I don't mind any of them, they are nice enough and don't generally hate anyone, treat people well, aren't racist.

But they buy into this anti-woke, tough guy, bro culture nonsense, thinking its cool. (It isn't).

A coworker mentioned this story to me and made a wisecrack about Greta. I told him the same thing I tell everyone when they talk about her. I like her. You don't have to agree with everything she does, but she has guts, morals and beliefs, conviction, and more balls than 99% of people ever will.

BREAKING:
@jami-jam.bsky.social has won $17 Trillion imaginary dollars. Congrats jam-jam! You are now the imaginary richest person in history.

599!

Who wants to be my lucky 600th follower. You will win *17 Trillion dollars.

*made up number, no actual money

US supreme court declines to hear Ghislaine Maxwell’s appeal of sex-trafficking conviction Jeffrey Epstein associate was sentenced in 2022 to 20 years in prison for sex trafficking and related crimes

BREAKING NEWS:
Supreme Court will not consider appeal of Ghislaine Maxwell conviction. This is what this means for Trump:

She stays in prison and has no reason to cover for Trump.

OR

She gets a pardon.

(Trump will pardon her and try desperately to control the narrative while the GOP squirms)

Even just keep asking why he is making a pedophile's life easier instead of harder would do. Or asking "should Ghislaine get the death penalty?" or things that are full of hyperbole and would draw headlines. Make them respond and respond where people will see it. They will fumble the ball horribly.

Opinion | AI 'actor' Tilly Norwood is an innovation nobody asked for A new AI "actor" is piquing the interest of talent agents. This spells disaster for cinema.

"AI Actress" Tilly Norwood has Hollywood stars outraged, as they think their artform should be immune to the powerful technology that is coming for so many other jobs. Will they be outraged when their realtor, driver, lawyer, agent, waiter, landscaper, or maid are replaced? What do you think?

I’m sure the gold star families appreciate that angle.

Gestapo.

He went on to add that he invented the question mark, let NASA know which way it was to get to the moon, and was the first person to use the phrase “baby got back.”

Yesavage makes ALL KINDS of history in hitless postseason debut TORONTO -- Sunday in Toronto, a star was born. Trey Yesavage had the Yankees seeing ghosts, the highest-scoring offense in baseball suddenly baffled by a 22-year-old with a pitch that plummets from th...

Wow. Also, wow.
Let’s Go Jays!
#BlueJays

American Gestapo.

They came for the Hispanics, and they did not say nothing. Bravo. F**k those ice thugs.

That’s the only difference between this and Nazi Germany. Trump is the most dangerous person in US history. You guys must not let him win.

BREAKING:
The Yankees. #GoBlueJays

FIFA VP pushes back on Trump comments about moving World Cup games from ‘dangerous’ cities U.S. President Donald Trump was reminded Wednesday that FIFA, not any government, ultimately decides which cities will host 2026 World Cup games.

Trump is not well. This man is an idiot, a menace, and a global embarrassment. Literally everything he does is either evil or stupid or both.

Crazy, but remember, don’t call them Nazis or violence might happen.

They probably can’t by law, but that pesky law isn’t stopping the Trump administration from doing everything they are doing so…

NY could stop paying federal taxes and see how many red states immediately fall into crushing poverty. The populist MAGA narratives that would go up in flames overnight would be countless.

This has quite a "Prestige Worldwide" vibe.