Not Now John

Live look at Democrats still trying to reach across that isle.

Fuck ICE

Greta knew she could be captured, killed or worse and she went anyway because she's not a bitch like General Bone Spurs.

Now that Netanyahu is bored with famine and genocide it's time for peace. What a hero.

Trump bailing out farmers from his trade war is like him beating his wife and then watching her be grateful he also got her ice pack. A lot of them suffered under his first administration and then voted for him two more times. It's an abusive relationship.

If it's not clear by now, right wing fascists and big tech are in cahoots. It's a quid pro quo. They get less regulation of social media and AI. MAGA gets the tools to track every one of us under the guise of tracking immigration. The end goal is about persecuting political opposition.

"We won't regulate your AI if you help us with our brown people problem."

I remember quite a lot of us saying it was dangerous to let Bush expand the use of the military force they way he and his enablers did. We just got told to fuck off to Afghanistan to live with the terrorists we wanted to appease. Two decades later now look at this mess they created.

AP reports: "Trump uses government shutdown to dole out firings and punishment." So just another Thursday then for Trump?

Can we rewind the tape back to the part where Mike Johnson admits that Trump is unhinged and unwell but that he thinks that's fine because a lot of folks on the other side are too? Democratic leadership should be playing that clip over and over in a press conference right now.

This is an administration of deeply unserious motherfuckers.

Maybe if Trump had just added more gold to more things we could have avoided his government shutdown.

Trump can troll the Democrats with his 2028 hat and his racist AI videos but he won't be laughing when he sees the impact his shutdown will have on his personal ratings, the only thing he really cares about.

I'm just not sure this single extra piece of gear per day comes off the way you thought it would in planning.

Somebody needs to tell Trump that an enlarged heart is not the same as a big heart.

Every news outlet worth a damn should be leading with this: "Although the military is designed to handle foreign threats, President Donald Trump emphasized his vision of using it for domestic purposes during a speech to top U.S. military officials on Tuesday."

I'd love to be that skateboard. When Kegseth is done in office I'd like Americans to form a line around the block to take turns busting that moron in the nuts one after another so the next clown that tries to destroy our military thinks twice.

At the end of Pete Hegseth's re-write of A Few Good Men, Tom Cruise is sent to GITMO for the rest of his life.

Trump feeds off the energy of his sycophantic crowds at his rallies so it's hilarious watching the energy drain out of him as this room full of our top military brass maintains composure and listen silently to his bullshit without feedback.

In their defense this is really because Biden showed clear decline over four years as his age caught up to him and Trump has been demented and stupid as fuck from the moment he came down the escalator to ramble about Mexican rapists.

If Joe Biden were giving this rambling speech, itd be treated as a four alarm fire in every newsroom in the country about his very obvious physical and mental decline. But because its Trump, they'll all mostly just shrug and move past it.

Trump's low energy, rambling speech to our top military brass is very befitting for the Dumbfuckistan country he's creating with the help of Whiskey Pete and all his other ass kissing sociopaths.

When the zoom meeting was supposed to end 45 minutes ago but some guy keeps rambling on and on.

This is the most embarrassing low energy, rambling shit. Did the UN turn off his teleprompter again?

Low energy Trump was clearly upset that the generals didn't cheer for him like a political rally when he took the stage. He's a demented son of a bitch and a cry baby.

Summary of Kegseth's meeting with the troops: Fewer restrictions against sexism and racism and more free time for war crimes.

So far the "warrior ethos" he keeps talking about amounts to installing a makeup studio in the Pentagon so he looks great on TV while he laughs at all the war crimes they've been engaging in.

When you watched A Few Good Men and thought Jack Nicholson was the hero of the film. Shades of the judge that didn't want a young white rapist to be haunted by his mistake the rest of his life. These creepy ass people will always protect their own.

Two man child fake tough guys with tiny peens playing toy soldiers with real lives on the line. So dumb.

Imagine thinking it's more harmful to the troops to address racism and sexism in their ranks than it is to order them into American cities or ask them to commit war crimes so Whiskey Pete and mushroom peen Trump can look tough.