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The original incarnation of chaos. Bob is on vacation but his fine ass will return from the Web, maybe.

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every single time

11.08.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1736    πŸ” 316    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 9

Couldn’t be because people learned all they need already about Epstein? It’s still a prominent Google search.

Not to mention even Xitter is still talking about it…

11.08.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

really striking to see just how many people lack any sense of dignity

11.08.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1231    πŸ” 146    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 9

So MS put an idiot in charge of the repository of pretty much all the important code the world uses, great.

GitHub should be a publicly owned utility.

11.08.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Last summer, more than a hundred people crowded into the brightly lit basement of a Lululemon store in Manhattan at the invitation of Lacework, a cybersecurity unicorn. By all appearances, the startup seemed to enjoy an enviable position, with an $8.3 billion valuation and an assortment of blue-chip investors, including Sutter Hill Ventures, Coatue Management and Tiger Global Management. But behind the scenes, Lacework CEO Jay Parikh was, in fact, desperate to rekindle the company’s growth, which had slowed dramatically. To lure event attendees into mingling with Lacework salespeople at the store, the company handed out $300 Lululemon gift cards to each of them, at a total cost of more than $30,000, said a former Lacework employee involved in organizing the event.

Like many ploys attempted by Parikh and Lacework over the last several years, the event was for naught. According to someone present at the event, the majority of the people who showed up for it didn’t end up becoming customers of the company, whose main product is software that sits in customers’ cloud servers, flagging potential abnormalities that could be signs of a hack. Similarly lavish giveaways of goodies have also failed to yield results for Lacework.

Last summer, more than a hundred people crowded into the brightly lit basement of a Lululemon store in Manhattan at the invitation of Lacework, a cybersecurity unicorn. By all appearances, the startup seemed to enjoy an enviable position, with an $8.3 billion valuation and an assortment of blue-chip investors, including Sutter Hill Ventures, Coatue Management and Tiger Global Management. But behind the scenes, Lacework CEO Jay Parikh was, in fact, desperate to rekindle the company’s growth, which had slowed dramatically. To lure event attendees into mingling with Lacework salespeople at the store, the company handed out $300 Lululemon gift cards to each of them, at a total cost of more than $30,000, said a former Lacework employee involved in organizing the event. Like many ploys attempted by Parikh and Lacework over the last several years, the event was for naught. According to someone present at the event, the majority of the people who showed up for it didn’t end up becoming customers of the company, whose main product is software that sits in customers’ cloud servers, flagging potential abnormalities that could be signs of a hack. Similarly lavish giveaways of goodies have also failed to yield results for Lacework.

Microsoft is absorbing GitHub into the company and putting it under the purview of Jay Parikh, one of the biggest failsons in valley history. He ran Lacework into the ground then cashed out and went to Meta. Real piece of crap asshole

www.theinformation.com/articles/how...

11.08.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 471    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 20

They were yeasty and crusty too

11.08.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Inslee: If you need more energy, the dumbest thing you can do is disallow access to wind, solar, and advanced batteriesβ€”three of the most productive ways of producing new energy. And yet, that’s exactly what he’s done.

10.08.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 15103    πŸ” 4605    πŸ’¬ 390    πŸ“Œ 183

Glad this language is on the record for when they have the corrupt supreme court ram it through

11.08.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just say Epstein

11.08.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shes played with fire since season 1. I don't know why people think she is a victim. Don't let your love of Carrie Coon cover Bertha's past sins #TheGildedAge

11.08.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They are a perfect match. She knows what he is and will be fine with what ever he does as long as its discreet and he will give her the power and status she craves.

11.08.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#TheGildedAge needed more clock twink preferably with his shirt off

11.08.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oooo she has been easy to hate especially knowing Phylicia Rashad standing by Bill Cosby.

That read the house down boots in the dress shop gave me LIFE

11.08.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No, they are both too powerful to go through a divorce. They will spend the next season patching things up once he learns the baby is coming.

11.08.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IRL George would have had him quietly eliminated so no one knew a black man touched him.

11.08.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The stakes are SUPPOSED TO BE LOW! This is not Game of Thrones dipshit!

11.08.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CONFIRMED: The Gilded age is in the 30 Rock Cinematic Universe! Kenneth is an immortal being after all...

11.08.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only a straight man plays a gay dude like that

11.08.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#TheGildedAge WTF was that ending!? Hell no, call them all in, put Carrie Coon back in that corset and give me conclusion!

11.08.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I want Season 4 NOW that ending was NOT COOL

11.08.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why didn't anyone tell me Linux basically runs all the major windows software you'd want to run including Office (in WINE, which you apparently don't need anymore cuz LibreOffice opens office docs just fine now?)

Exceptions are CPU intensive stuff like Adobe but I don't use any of that stuff.

11.08.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing sunglasses is looking at a laptop with the words we do a little hacking above him ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is looking at a laptop with the words we do a little hacking above him
10.08.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a much better price

10.08.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was an OK game. Not really worth what I paid at launch tho, felt a tad fanfic-y and had a lot of bugs at first.

If you can get past that it feels like trek underneath.

10.08.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is sitting on a couch wearing earrings and saying `` hold my earrings , please '' . ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch wearing earrings and saying `` hold my earrings , please '' .

Just tell me the time and place, we just wanna talk to who ever sent this

10.08.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I will grant its hard to stay in the headlines when the bad guys own all the social media, TV stations, and news papers.

10.08.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it also speaks to the image that dems are nerds who just try to bribe the public with "stuff" that never materializes or ends up being 1/20th of what any sane person would hope for.

Paying off bullies is not an answer.

10.08.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
10.08.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A stopped clock is right once a quarter century or something right?

10.08.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Socialism for corporations but not for us

10.08.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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