Jason Schubert

In the bathroom line when “I Wanna Dance With Somebody” and all the gays started singing along at the top of our lungs. Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈

Anytime someone says AI is going to do things like “revolutionize this industry” or “save us all”

Really need to schedule some time to go scream in the woods soon.

Should I… look at my stock portfolio?? Or just stay in complete ignorance and bliss??

The edible was hitting on Friday night and the gravity of the fact that the rest of my life is going to be harder than anything I’ve experienced so far really sunk in. We will all be poorer, less educated, and less healthy. What a time 2 B alive!

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They hired another gay for my team at work

Hot take: I don’t want to read a whole bunch of “5 years after COVID” takes this month. I would prefer to embrace the tradition set by the 1918 pandemic and completely forget about it.

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me, all evening:

Really hoping to have a “no song unsung, no wine untasted” type of summer this year.

In positive news it’s 9:30 pm and I haven’t hit my two hour screen time limit on social media!

So thankful for the Frontrunners community (both in Lexington and globally!) and all the great work we’re able to do in our city.

Rooting for the Eagles because I want an Abbott Elementary special episodes 🦅

Things that stress me out:
when I want to capitalize a word in a text to indicate emphasis, but the word is right after an “I” so the capitalization doesn’t stand out as much and possibly just looks like a typo.

Need Target to develop a crowd meter for their app like Planet Fitness so I can know beforehand if the trip is worth it.

Big day for people who think pepper is spicy

Naurrr

I’ll give it about three years until everyone starts calling it the “CFP Playoff” like we do with “ATM Machine” and “PIN Number.”

Call me a boomer but I hate an “online only” item. Why isn’t the item on the shelf. I don’t want to ship it to my house. I don’t want to come back later to pick it up. I’m standing in the store and what to purchase the item today.

10/10!

Really so very thrilled that every year for the rest of my life is going to be the hottest year on record!

My uncle just referred to Beyoncé as “an artist who was popular 10 to 20 years ago.”

The lack of culture in the straights never ceases to amaze!!

Whyyyy am I getting Teams messages from people at 4:00 pm on Christmas Eve. What’re y’all doing. Look at your life. Look at your choices!

The urge to say “go piss girl” anytime a family member says they’re going to the restrooom.

Love being the first one to the function and sitting in my car watching my friends get closer and closer on Find My like it’s a Mario Kart game.

My TV consumption the last week has been almost exclusively Bob’s Burgers holiday episodes.

I say “fuck off” out loud to intrusive AI features at least 20 times a day.

Last in office day of the year.
Last in office day until January 8!

Sleigh Ride always slaps. I love ring ting tingling.

I love when people comment on online recipes “it’s great just make sure to follow the directions precisely!” Like… yes, Karen. That’s actually exactly what I intended to do.

The education stuff is bad. The tariffs are bad. The justice department stuff is bad.

But what really scares me the most is the HHS/FDA/CDC stuff. If we can’t trust our food and medicine - and don’t even have access to some medicine! - we’re fucked.