Kmartcafeteria

Should the economy be regulated by a democratic society to ensure that it creates opportunity and benefit for everyone? Or should it be a plaything for approximately a dozen of the world's most odious assholes? Who knows

in tom goes to the mayor tom invents the cal-q-corn a calculator with a talking unicorn that cant actually do math but the mayor buys it for all the engineers and disaster ensues youtu.be/JJXnjG3FW1A?...

Mambo #5

Faygo
West Lebanon, IN

I gentleman always tells, I DID!

A miniature golf billboard with a come back soon message.

Dream a little dream here. Play a little golf.

It’s been years, but i still remember seeing someone in Silver Lake smoking cloves in a Saab convertible.

How about an expanded universe, but it’s claims adjusters dealing with all the reckless drivers in the fast and furious. Missing their kid’s birthday cause of some tokyo drifting has them working late.

If you purchase cursed bat blood from the river witch, show your players card to get a 20% discount.

mainly what i’d like to remember from the last few weeks was going to korea and finding custard pudding flavored toothpaste

Mr Beast is president and it's March and it's 135 degrees and I have to watch his sponsor AI play fortnite 2 for 20 minutes to earn points towards my "dignified burial" battle pass

signing an $8 million deal to co-host a podcast with 26 listeners called Let’s Talk About It For Real with a g-league player who fucking hates me

Dang, that is fun.

Forgot to post my coachella outfit. The slacks were fantastic

My main hobby is probably skullduggery.

please do not 'plop off in the comments '

Please put my obituary on the chive

The hypnotist has been arrested.

Watch for me in the Rose Parade. I’m covered in pampas grass and perched beside a waterfall on the Quaker Oat float

every thousand years or so the ancient ones show up all pissed off cause of some crap they've been stewing about for an eon and it's like, hey yog sothoth, nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about

[hands corn maze guy $50] make sure I never come out

Dance like no one is watching. Like no one came to your dance recital. Your dad? He completely forgot. How do you feel? No, don't tell me. Show me.