@doctorbeef.bsky.social
quirky fella
my friend: lol you could just call a guy named Richard “Dick” and he wouldn't know if it's an insult
[later]
me: hey richard, you fucking dick.
Sometimes you need friends who will pull you to the side and “bro, what you doing?”
03.11.2025 17:14 — 👍 219 🔁 21 💬 9 📌 2Show us your swasTITkas
02.11.2025 16:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just had the strap on mine broken while playing with an energetic dog 🫤
29.10.2025 14:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I also had an “aunt” who was actually my mom’s cousin. She was the same age as my mom and it just felt natural. I apologize to you and all my constituents
28.10.2025 21:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
its im asuming a bookstore with those words in the front on a poster
FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
seductively sippin one of these, driving all the young gals at work wild
28.10.2025 16:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Inception train station
24.10.2025 18:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s like having both a weed leaf and 420 somewhere. Loves it so much he needed a couple
22.10.2025 18:07 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know the 55 is gonna get raised before I get there. Gonna get Charlie Brown footballed by discounts
22.10.2025 16:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just a normal chill position
22.10.2025 16:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ha!
22.10.2025 14:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0New Spy Hunter looks wild
22.10.2025 14:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This reminds me of that wannabe actor Joey from NYC’s post about bbq. The one that’s “tassled off” with broccoli or some shit lol. Wish I could find it
22.10.2025 14:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Stop scrolling etc.
21.10.2025 21:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0His lower lip actually grows hair lol
21.10.2025 16:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dork Holliday
18.10.2025 03:19 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
ITYSL pantomime sketch guy "we're gonna go nuts in there!"
after you clean out the litter box
16.10.2025 05:53 — 👍 114 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0
@thecathive.bsky.social I got my rootin & tootin shirt and first wear was to the vet with my diarear kitty and it was a big hit 👍🏽
15.10.2025 18:14 — 👍 35 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Seeing this after I just listened to your Cigar Guys episode followed by 2 Tompkins specials at work yesterday is making me feel like I can read the matrix writing
15.10.2025 01:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I TOLDLY AGREE WITH YOU 🤡🤡🤡
14.10.2025 23:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve seen 2 popeye slasher flicks whilst browsing the menus lately
14.10.2025 14:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Knew a guy that put chicken bones down his. He acted like I was the crazy one for NOT doing it
07.10.2025 18:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Marky Mark and Paula Poundstone got into brundlefly’s teleporter
07.10.2025 01:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lol
04.10.2025 19:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Don’t you dare delete my game
03.10.2025 18:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fell asleep while eating a sub in my medbed and my body has undergone a transformation that can only be described as "Mike's Way"
02.10.2025 17:37 — 👍 466 🔁 47 💬 12 📌 0That’s a great lookin cat
30.09.2025 21:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Last day at this unpleasant job. Finally.
30.09.2025 15:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Somebody’s gotta be the dumbest 12 yr old, right? If that just happens to be an 80 yr old man, so be it.
30.09.2025 14:10 — 👍 48 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
