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She/Her πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡§πŸ‡· Designer, scholar, iconoclast, a bit cringe honestly Trophy wife and She-EO Estudante dΓͺ jogos Γ© retΓ³rica. SΓ³ ΓΊnica baby!

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PANEL 1: MATTIE and one other person are handcuffed on a platform over a big cylindrical vat full of glowing liquid. Behind them, TWO ARMED TROOPERS stand. One is shouting, next to a big lever.
TROOPER: You have all been charged with sexual deviance under the new statutes! 
TROOPER: You are hereby sentenced…

PANEL 2: Closer in on MATTIE and the person next to her. 
TROOPER (VO): …To being dropped into a big vat of acid, thus dissolving your perverted bodies!
MATTIE: I sure did prefer life before we were overrun by fascist stormtroopers.

PANEL 3: The TROOPERS look at each other.
TROOPER 2: Sorry…What did she-he call us?
TROOPER 1: NOT Cool…

PANEL 4: The other TROOPER from panel 3. He's crying, and pulls the lever. Some acid splashes into the frame.
TROOPER: STOP BULLYING ME!
SFX: CLUNK
SFX: SPLASH

PANEL 1: MATTIE and one other person are handcuffed on a platform over a big cylindrical vat full of glowing liquid. Behind them, TWO ARMED TROOPERS stand. One is shouting, next to a big lever. TROOPER: You have all been charged with sexual deviance under the new statutes! TROOPER: You are hereby sentenced… PANEL 2: Closer in on MATTIE and the person next to her. TROOPER (VO): …To being dropped into a big vat of acid, thus dissolving your perverted bodies! MATTIE: I sure did prefer life before we were overrun by fascist stormtroopers. PANEL 3: The TROOPERS look at each other. TROOPER 2: Sorry…What did she-he call us? TROOPER 1: NOT Cool… PANEL 4: The other TROOPER from panel 3. He's crying, and pulls the lever. Some acid splashes into the frame. TROOPER: STOP BULLYING ME! SFX: CLUNK SFX: SPLASH

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13.10.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 485    πŸ” 109    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

do not forget to feed your troops

11.10.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1237    πŸ” 193    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 10

it would probably be sorta hard for just anyone to do it *this well* because it requires you to actually be normal about trans people, but still it feels important to state for the record that WE ARE NOT HARD TO STAND UP FOR AND ANY OF THEM COULD DO IT.

11.10.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1321    πŸ” 313    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4
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"even if it's AI, it's at least true" hard to overstate the damage this stuff is doing to people's brains. we're gonna be cleaning the slop out of archives for decades

11.10.2025 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3846    πŸ” 885    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 90
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UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.

11.10.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 19889    πŸ” 5774    πŸ’¬ 385    πŸ“Œ 1074
10.10.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 133    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Detesto isso

11.10.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's like there's a certain type of brain worm that makes people think that in order to tell one type of story, they need to use the plot structure and genre conventions of a completely different genre. 2/2

10.10.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To elaborate, there seems to be a broad desire to use it as a vehicle for other types of stories/games that it can't support. Like for D&D we have to "Let's do Cyberpunk 2077 in D&D" and cop shows are like "let's do a situation work place comedy, but it's a police procedural!" 1/2

10.10.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

TTRPG hot take:

D&D 5e is to role-playing games as police procedurals are to American TV

10.10.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
10.10.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1665    πŸ” 487    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
A Maw Grunta flanked by two Gore Gruntas in the badlands.

A Maw Grunta flanked by two Gore Gruntas in the badlands.

A group of six 'ard Boyz in weathered red armor defending a barricade in the badlands

A group of six 'ard Boyz in weathered red armor defending a barricade in the badlands

Red boyz go fast!

10.10.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They are not planning "a violent crackdown" on 10.18. What they are doing is sending a signal to their shock troops to try to cause havoc. But those shock troops will be vastly outnumbered. Go out and protest freely. Do not be cowed.

10.10.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4125    πŸ” 1333    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 0
Me in a denim jacket and black shirt featuring Gustave Dore's Lucifer

Me in a denim jacket and black shirt featuring Gustave Dore's Lucifer

Felt cute, might delete later

10.10.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A Maw Grunta flanked by two Gore Gruntas in the badlands.

A Maw Grunta flanked by two Gore Gruntas in the badlands.

A group of six 'ard Boyz in weathered red armor defending a barricade in the badlands

A group of six 'ard Boyz in weathered red armor defending a barricade in the badlands

Red boyz go fast!

10.10.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

09.10.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7270    πŸ” 2032    πŸ’¬ 193    πŸ“Œ 206

The Orphan Crusher is here to stay. If we don’t feed more Orphans to the Crusher the Orphan Crushing industry will die. It’s time to wake up to the reality of the Orphan Crusher. The Orphan Crusher is worth billions. We need to teach people to use the Orphan Crusher. It’s here to stay.

09.10.2025 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3052    πŸ” 1146    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 28

I think there's a sleeper hit strategy to "the Nazis are in a war with clowns and also they are losing"

09.10.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tired of hearing that the human factions in 40k are the bad guys? There is a good guy faction, they're called the Orks.

08.10.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

08.10.2025 10:29 β€” πŸ‘ 25694    πŸ” 9762    πŸ’¬ 417    πŸ“Œ 177

Any trans person who begins their transition today is exhibiting more courage than most people will in their entire lives.

07.10.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2857    πŸ” 635    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 15

You could just talk about Jim Crow. I promise you, there's no need to leave America's shores to talk about life in a fascist state

07.10.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2258    πŸ” 728    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 12

Ensinado Γ  minha esposa Americana como disser "go fuck yourself" em portuguΓͺs πŸ₯°

07.10.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Synessa

Synessa

Synesaa back

Synesaa back

Synessa wing

Synessa wing

Synessa

Synessa

Synessa, Voice of Slaanesh

Painted them while watching LVO streams, gorgeous model. I feel like I did shot myself in the leg by deciding that my Daemons have such odd contrasting skin tone but eh, what is done is done.

#nerdlings #aos

06.10.2025 09:32 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Day 4 is my second Escher! I feel like it’s obligatory that you make at least one pride themed so here’s mine! My hand eye coordination isn’t good enough to do patterns but it still ended up looking nice.

#warhammer #necromunda #warhammercommunity #miniatures #miniaturepainting #nerdlings

04.10.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Drukhari wytch in a black bodysuit with red armor panels and green piping

Drukhari wytch in a black bodysuit with red armor panels and green piping

Drukhari wytch in a black bodysuit with red armor panels and green piping

Drukhari wytch in a black bodysuit with red armor panels and green piping

Drukhari wytch in a black bodysuit with red armor panels and green piping

Drukhari wytch in a black bodysuit with red armor panels and green piping

Had a migraine yesterday so I speed-painted a painfriend today

03.10.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Store front with adult novelties bjork albums magic and PokΓ©mon and airsoft guns

Store front with adult novelties bjork albums magic and PokΓ©mon and airsoft guns

Me: they have EVERYTHING
Buddy: No way. I'm looking for Post on vinyl and a dildo
Me: you're never gonna believe this

17.08.2024 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2707    πŸ” 484    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 34

1-866-952-4456 to tell Netflix that in no way do you want Elon fucking Musk determining what you watch.

I just called, got through in about 15 seconds, and told them that I strongly support queer inclusion in their programming and that I will cancel my subscription if they cave.

02.10.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2906    πŸ” 2379    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 51

Once again: Hegseth is the exact type of guy The Art of War was written for, which means he will never read it

02.10.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3691    πŸ” 966    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 23

If you're looking for a coauthor, let me know 😝

01.10.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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