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Obviously not the point. But Judaism and Christianity are polar opposites both theologically and dogmatically. The only reason to group them together w/o Islam is for exclusion and Islamophobia.

Holy shit Mamdani. That was. Holy shit.

Ok. But what about ringback tones that played when someone called you??

100% If they're your parents' generation, they're your aunt/uncle. Full stop.

At the risk of sounding snobby as fuck, the Chase Sapphire lounge at LGA is light-years ahead of the Amex lounge here. Glad I'm finally getting to check it out!

100% Orlando doesn't mess around when it comes to Pulse and LGBTQ+ issues. He picked the wrong city.

It's DeSantis and the state that's doing it. The city of Orlando, unfortunately, has no legal control on this one. That said, couldn't be prouder of the people of Orlando for keeping this going.

And I've been violently hungover in the Tallahassee Cracker Barrel Parking Lot more times than I care to admit. You don't see me throwing a fit over it!

Last night I caught up w/ an old friend at a Druze restaurant, chatting with the Belarusian waitresses about learning Spanish while living in a Dominican neighborhood and about how Brighton Beach feels like Russia circa 1992. Naturally, this scares the shit out of big strong conservative dudes. #NYC

An iced coffee and laptop on a table in a courtyard behind a NYC coffee shop

Terribly perfect weather in NYC this morning, so I had no choice but to work outside...

Starting the birthday off with a little treat

The person in front of me at the bagel shop just got egg on a chocolate chip bagel... I don't feel safe

How many hours of committee meetings did it take to put him in a short-sleeved shirt?

Exactly this! So many of the podcast bro, manosphere influencers out there do more for the split attraction model than any "blue-haired they/them" ever could. Everything they talk about is basically heterosexual + homoromantic. They don't like or love women, they just want to fuck them.

It’s gender-affirming care. Like, I’m even trying to be cheeky. This is exactly what gender-affirming care is all about and I believe healthcare is a human right we ALL should have.

All of them, but Susan Collins will publicly hem and haw first.

None of them look particularly miserable in any of the footage of them kidnapping people off the streets...

So to clarify, trans is bad because it's a violation of women's rights, but also we're not going to track women's rights anymore because woke? I just want to make sure I'm understanding correctly.

Imagine burning the country down just so you can say slurs again in public.

You know those Nazi memorabilia collections?

In a few decades, some weird rich guy in Argentina or wherever is going to whisper "wanna see something?," then bring guests to a room displaying red hats, an "Alligator Alcatraz" shirt, a signed Kristi Noem prison photo, and a flagpole used on Jan. 6.

I thought Jews were the 2nd most progressive voting block consistently, only falling behind black women? I guess Lander wasn't Jewish enough to get the message?

a man with a mustache is saying it 's so it 's so beautiful ALT: a man with a mustache is saying it 's so it 's so beautiful

Hell yea

Is this what it feels like to wake up to good political news? It's been so long, I hardly remember the feeling!

I hope so! My polling place was packed this morning and a much younger crowd than I've seen there before.

Mayorless would be great! I vote we give it a try if Cuomo pulls off the win today.

Seen today at the NYC #NoKings protest.

The cops are the only folks here with weapons, but they're the ones with helmets and shields.. "To Protect and Serve..." #NoKings

Ranked Choice Voting really does make the entire process so much better.