Jay in NH

Gorgeous!

*grabs keys and flies out the door

Yeah, I get it!

I don’t even know what that means. But this was years and years ago, and she had no shortage of teenage boys with crushes on her.

I mean, hell yeah. That and the Loni Anderson poster were table stakes for puberty for a whole generation of us.

If I didn’t care, that thing would be gone and I’d reclaim a literal cubic foot of kitchen space.

It’s like anything: If it matters to you, you pay more attention to it being right. I like writing by hand, and fountain pens turned out to be just right for me. I like rice enough that I have a basic rice cooker that does a perfectly fine job.

instead of waiting for my orthopedist to look at my MRI I’m just googling “knee exploded surgery????” over and over hoping it will answer my questions

All the Bangles were good-looking but there was something about her what was extra-special. I think it was her voice.

Drop a crush from your youth.

(She’s actually on bsky: @dianefranklin.bsky.social)

Yup, no question there.

Highly relatable content

Man, I am old. I read this and thought who joined who for what?

Shit. Sorry, man.

Evergreen.

Players flying all over the place with no one anywhere near them.

Who knows what role the ice will play in deciding this game...?

The Gen X urge to walk down to Electric Avenue, and then we’ll take it higher

[family restaurant]

me: do you serve kids here?

host: of course! we serve whole families

me: *touches earpiece* it's worse than we thought

There was a regular where I once worked who was blind, so when she’d come in Sonja (bagger)would take her arm in arm and shop with her. One day she was telling us there was surgery to give her vision but it was in sf, and she couldn’t get there so she wasn’t doing it. Sonja of course (con’t)

Possibly my favorite moment on bsky so far. Nice.

Geez, Alberta’s another world.

Calling @g-sharp-major.bsky.social. This you?

My dude! Good thing you didn’t crack a rib!

Speaking of... I try not to do this apart from quarterly homeowner's, though people have been kind and understanding.

But. I have $9.90 in SNAP, 30¢ in the bank, and no credit, 'til March. If someone who sees this can easily spare a few, it'll buy food. Thank you. #HelpFolksLive2026

$BoobPunchTina

FUCK i love a dumb vanity plate

“CARLA 25”

imagine not even being in the top two dozen carla’s and bragging about it

Unappreciated skeet

Why do they sell hot dogs in packs of ten when every hot dog launcher on the market can only store eight

Italian AF.

When I pronounce pasta e fagioli correctly at Olive Garden:

Because everyone working at the Free Press is dating or married to someone who is secretly in a relationship with a teenage chatbot

Now that seemingly everyone on Bluesky is finished watching hockey they can go back to their day jobs, watching curling.