karen's obol

Me in the forest wearing a wide brimmed hat

Why don't you ask the gorgeous transsexual eunuch of the woods?

Releasing embarrassing footage of you from a previous life, call that Buddhist revenge porn

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

Holding out hope that Anna Karenina will be a slow burn lesbian romance

YouTube video by Dreams Of Collapse Nine Inch Nails x Massive Attack – I Know You Can Feel Angels (Dreams of Collapse Mashup/Remix)

😌😌😌

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discord's new terms of service DO have a mandatory arbitration clause for the United States and Canada, you have 30 days to opt out by emailing an opt out notice to arbitration-opt-out@discord.com. this has been your standard "for the love of god do not waive your right to a jury trial under any circumstances" notice

I sent an email that was "I am opting out of the agreement to arbitrate for the account (username) as of (current date)", and i sent it from the email associated with that account.

PSA about D*scord's TOS changes. You need to email arbitration-opt-out(at)discord(dot)com to NOT waive legal rights. A template: "I am opting out of the agreement to arbitrate for the account (username) as of (current date)",
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Finally: AI cannot do your job, but an AI salesman can 100% convince your boss to fire you and replace you with an AI that can't do your job, and when the bubble bursts, the money-hemorrhaging "foundation models" will be shut off and we'll lose the AI that can't do your job, and you will be long gone, retrained or retired or "discouraged" and out of the labor market, and no one will do your job. AI is the asbestos we are shoveling into the walls of our society and our descendants will be digging it out for generations:

This whole section really.

heterodox is when you publish a straight person's address online

would

'Anti porn legislation suppresses healthy sexual expression, forces sex work underground, inevitably turns into criminalizing women's bodies, and sabotages sexual education systems' Vs. 'No it doesn't'

Google result for T Pain and it says Tylenol pain relief full name

This made me laugh extra hard today

if you're worried about online sexual exploitation, first of all, same! removing children's right to refuse PII to strangers is not the answer.

but also ask yourself whether that problem is made better or worse by making it easier for anyone even slightly web savvy to find a child's name & location

Getting the inside of my urethra rifled for longer range, more accurate pissing

I've started making that groaning camel noise when I'm overstimulated and honestly it's helping

i made u breakfast in bed :) it's piss. u gotta like try to suck it outta the mattress and blanket

She ant on my ifa until I designate it a major terrorist organization.

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

Vatican II? Sorry I don't think I got that far into Death Note

For a bunch of people who are all about ACAB, y'all place too much trust in cops being the good guys or cops acting rationally.

"They're not gonna bother me unless I commit a crime." OK, Kyle. Sure thing.

sure the world kinda sucks right now but at least taco bell brought back the 7 layer burrito for a while

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

grease the bottom

My dad would quote this song all the time when I was a kid

BANGER

NEVER FORGET

is this a rhetorical question

This kinda shit is why I can't listen to NPR anymore

therapist: let's talk about your childhood

me: (presses big red buzzer) pass

therapist: you have to stop bringing the buzzer to sessions