Max Shitto

CPS

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

“USA/America” is over as a concept.

I hereby declare the new name of this shit hole to be the Cabal of Oligarchic Pedophiles (COP).

okay you know what we're doing this

why rise of skywalker is the worst crime ever committed against cinema and the very concept of a coherent fictional universe: a thread

5:30-6:30 PM dinner is goated. just one more thing old people were right about all along

they clearly do not have a cat in this house

Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"

purchasing a hat that says “He’s Finally Dead” would have huge re-wearability potential

Republican men love to shit once a month

insulin isn’t real, don’t trust the woke liberal agenda

2 heart-shaped sugar cookies. One with yellow icing, one with blue icing. One cookie says “no human is illegal.” The other cookie says “ICE OUT”

Our (baby boomer) neighbor brought us these cookies 💛

that’s right ☕️

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...

“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.

Ramon Marquez mug shot

Ramon Marquez in his CBP Honor Guard uniform

A thread of ICE and CBP sex offenders and credibly accused sex pasts. Content-warning descriptions of abuse

Yuma Sector CBP agent Ramon Marquez, 31, was arrested in May 2025 and has been charged with 15 felonies including 14 counts of sexual conduct with a 16-year-old between Dec 2024 and Apr 2025.

Absolute white out conditions on the interstate. Can barely see semis directly in front of me. All 3 lanes completely covered in snow.

excellent weather driving into work this morning lmao (michigan)

2 hot dogs floating in a bowl of Cheerios. Slice of cheese

I got like 3 different AI slop-art presents from family this year.

some muddy French fries

“Top house democratic appropriator Roas Delauro will not commit to reducing ice funding” article. She has ugly ass blue hair stripes

“I stand for the thin blue line” ass hair

i don't want the unpopular geriatric rapist criminal president to start world war 3

Sebulba but he’s got a Monster Energy hat and drink

Seen some TJ Sebulba stuff about the guy who yelled at Trump and you can’t forget the TJ part of it I’m sorry

semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003

when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out

Unsurprisingly a random protester has much better framing than nearly all politicians. And handles the bad faith questions easily

this probably felt so good for watto

I don’t think that our bodies were meant to be this chronically angry and stressed

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Fuck you