Andrew Dilley

By gum that cheese looks proper.

No ads!

USA ads? Watching it in UK on Channel 5, ok here!

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Fuck off dermott

Fuckers

How many anthems does USA have?

Bomb them I guess

From sea to sea

Big booming voice

Refuse to accept *sneezes* I'm *sneezes* al*sneezes*ergic to booze. But jeez does seems to happen.

He won't stop.

New theory: journos and MPs are as pissed and bored as rest of us on Sunday and just say stuff. Go in on Monday and do 'what was I like derrrr!'

Wondered when it would be Jeremy's fault.

3 fuckers then.

Corbyn era when they nearly trounced a huge Tory majority.

Are those quotes from human MPs?

I hate the Essential Space feature on Nothing Phone.

Also had no idea John was born in USA. Grud on a greenie.

My take on a lot of cooking shows/vids. They act like it's necessarily technical, but never explain why. Never acknowledge that it'll be fine without all those other ingredients.

They show you what they were shown to do.

Well they're older than her so should know better!

These knobs younger than my daughter who can actually do stuff thinking they can run the country. Until they fuck up then slink off.n

Not blaming Pippa, but anything quoting 'close friends/allies/people acquainted with the facts' always means the guy is feeding the lines.

Makes a 'yeah it was me but not me' resignation statement then instantly briefs 'it definitely wasn't me' 🙂

The truth everyone knows but won't say, McSweeny kicked out, is pissed off.

Everyone's been saying for months McSweeny's been fucking things up. Now he goes and everyone saying he's taking the fall.

No he was fucking things up.

Why would a journalist give credit to aggrieved parties?

Is McSweeny one of those allies?

We got Labour Illuminati now?

Too many ripe quotes, but 'Elon Musk is the greediest man in the world' sticks.