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You'd think the citizens of Great Slaughter would be a bit more used to coming across dead bodies by season 4.

12.12.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Superman can fly so fast he can reverse the spin of the Earth and turn back time. "Do what Superman would do" is just so... I need to step offline. I can't.

11.12.2025 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Luckily, here in NYC we have a bunch of theaters to do this or enough screens in the megaplexes that Fathom can do this with one or two. It's like how everyone says you hate Shakespeare because it's a play and you're meant to see it live. (this is before we talk about the audience and the costs...)

11.12.2025 20:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A few years ago, some friends and I went to see White Christmas on the big screen. I've seen this movie a ton of times. I can't tell you how much of a different experience that was. Same thing a while back with one of the anniversaries of The Wizard of Oz.+

11.12.2025 20:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly? I spend all day every day rethinking decisions I've made my entire life and how that one thing I did when I was 8 is the reason why I'm miserable and depressed now, so I find it really confusing that the rest of you apparently do that, but for other people you don't even know ...

11.12.2025 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The First Christmas, Kevin gave you his heart

11.12.2025 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dollyhairโ„ข - Doll Hair to Reroot Your Dolls! Dollyhairโ„ข is the leader in Nylon Doll Hair, Saran Doll Hair, Kanekalon Doll Hair and more Doll Hair types for Rerooting and Customizing Barbie, My Little Pony, Monster High, Integrity, Fashion Dolls ...

oh, ran out of space, this one dollyhair.com
Maybe some sewing stuff/intro things to teach the basics to learn how to make your own doll clothes, plus some fabric samples to work with, too?

11.12.2025 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm kinda fascinated by the various doll redo videos I see online so maybe some doll fixing/creating stuff? (this website was the first hit so ... that's not a personal rec, just me looking it up) and not only do they have various colors and styles, but you can buy the rooter tool+glue as a bundle.

11.12.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's her interest in dolls? Playing, styling, collecting, other interests I can't think of here

11.12.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sir, why are you wearing loose linen pants and a sports coat that is so tight, your ass is making the flaps unable to lie down? I mean, sure, you have a great ass and all but still. #RHOSLC

11.12.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Original Illustration of Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come by John Leech for A Christmas Carol - Black and White. A hooded figure in a black robe with a skeletal hand pointing downward stands over a grave that says "Ebeneezer Scrooge." On the other side of the grave is a man in a nightshirt, kneeling and crying. Below that is script saying "The Last of the Spirits"
Photoshopped over this is the quote from the musical Hello, Dolly: Money, pardon the expression, is like manure. It's not worth a thing unless it's spread around, encouraging young things to grow.

Original Illustration of Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come by John Leech for A Christmas Carol - Black and White. A hooded figure in a black robe with a skeletal hand pointing downward stands over a grave that says "Ebeneezer Scrooge." On the other side of the grave is a man in a nightshirt, kneeling and crying. Below that is script saying "The Last of the Spirits" Photoshopped over this is the quote from the musical Hello, Dolly: Money, pardon the expression, is like manure. It's not worth a thing unless it's spread around, encouraging young things to grow.

11.12.2025 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why ... Wasn't ... Ok, I try to avoid posting about politics here but .. Jasmine Crockett was a DARLING of the broader left just six months ago. She's been propped up as an example of how Dems should be acting/fighting back whatever.
BUT FUCKING NOW?!!! She's suddenly an establishment shill?!!

11.12.2025 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We might try again tomorrow, but tonight, nothing in this conversation makes me want to continue it.

11.12.2025 03:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let's get a few things straight.
I never said high quality.
Also, we've never interacted and your first response was to swan into the conversation to lecture me on how I'm wrong.
Now, you want further explanations while still not using the language the same as me.
I'm tired and not in the mood.

11.12.2025 03:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just realized that A Christmas Carol and Hello Dolly both have the same skeleton of a story

11.12.2025 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We ... As a society really don't understand A Christmas Carol, do we? And I mean this from right wingers who act like Scrooge before the visits to the common online idea that it's somehow an anti capitalist text.

11.12.2025 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

... I completely memory holed that she was a guest judge this season! And most of the season...

11.12.2025 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember when she interviewed Megan Thee Stallion in a jacuzzi wearing a ball gown? (The same model Robyn Dixon would wear for her RHOP interviews)

11.12.2025 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm also using quality here. I think HP is compelling enough that adults (I was one of them) got invested. That doesn't mean it was well crafted but that Rowling found a writing formula for HP that drew people in (in a way she hasn't been able to recreate).

11.12.2025 02:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't agree that it's *bad* writing and I also don't think that McDonald's is *bad* food.

11.12.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I see this person has something about sage that also dips into calavera imagery so it seems we're looking at ten cultural appropriations in a trench coat.

10.12.2025 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think you'd still get away with brand new ASOIAF being non YA in 2025, you'd just have to age some of the characters up. I think Ellie's point of epic fantasy (like, Mercedes Lackey wasn't writing for TEENS but did have a lot of teen protagonists and readers) being heavily read by teens is closer.

10.12.2025 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

eh? I disagree cause we don't make that distiction for, say, Oliver Twist. and that Stanley Kubrick Pinocchio movie wasn't for kids, either.

10.12.2025 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eh? I disagree but I'm not sure how so maybe ...can you explain before I just say you're wrong? ๐Ÿ˜‚ (I'm ...95% kidding)

10.12.2025 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's funny about this is how many discussions about HP I've seen bring up stuff that's fan fixes or head canons and it's still attributed to Rowling

10.12.2025 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I also feel one difference between HP and GOT is the HP books were ... designed? to be started young and grown with you, and GoT is just a full on adult series and that affected their pre visual media popularity.

10.12.2025 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh that makes sense. I didn't get to Twitter until late/later (but before the character limit increase) and avoided it for so long because it was just people yelling at each other which seems the norm reaction now.

10.12.2025 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I also feel like they're bad books is ... missing something. They were (and to some folks still are) engaging enough to get a whole industry pop up in a way that I haven't seen with other franchises. And when they do, it's more like LOTR or Wicked where most people online bitch about the books.

10.12.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This account looked to be from a grown adult, though, still probably under 30.

10.12.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today in Dispatches From the Worst Social Media App Except for All the Others, someone is Realizing that being sponsored in The Hunger Games can be Bad and like ...my dude. They literally say this. Multiple times. It's not subtext.

10.12.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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