celine dionysus

jesus christ

oh god we're getting trump term 3

she's brad landering

it's selling the dream of 'quit your job and do something meaningful'. it's not a parallel the came to mind for me, but it actually makes a ton of sense when you see people (male and female) trying to build easy businesses as tarot readers, intuitives, etc.

sure why the hell not

I dont think I've ever seen clearer proof that Trump & Republicans know that theyre losing the shutdown fight and are panicking about it than mass joining bluesky on a Friday evening to try and troll liberals about it.

"but picky eaters didn't exist in the past" this is from 1925 bro

i hate jd vance but this is valid. he might be a catholic convert, but he's living like he was raised in the faith

i will never acknowledge a mute list because i am a sovereign and free person and there's a fringe on that flag, your honor. the law of the sea says you have to look at my posts

not worth it, will destroy you. better to never vacation than to believe you're the bad one in the relationship

wish i could be like that but unfortunately i am not!! (one of my biggest fears is that i will have a similar status anxiety towards my partner, tbh)

legitimately good plan. how else can you reduce the status anxiety?

Does he know what anthropomorphic means

"They ban our medicines so that our strength cannot surpass theirs"

gonna become a RETVRN guy but for old chunky drum machines, just make posts like "this is what they have taken from us" and a photo of a Korg Super Drum DDM-110, by this time next year I'll be the fourth biggest account on bluesky and have a sponsorship deal from a supplement company

Psycho killer, kissy face muah muah muah muah muahhhh muah muah muah muah muah muah

oh my god concept: a Sora video of Trump announcing his own death that ends with a plug for a new series of Trump Memorial Watches

Art by • Thomas Holm

catching up on all your ratings. hell yeah, good thread

We’re getting rid of leaf blowers by eating 50 leaves a day each. Get out there

breathe in deeply through your nose. hold it. that's what your snot smells like

this just doesn't comport with my experiences tbh. online brings out the best in me especially twitter, ngl. hate that the best me is on a web site but that's how things are!!

it's actually so sick that someone is saying "my national service proposal does" in this very thread

superb and sublime

We are the sons of the boys they couldn't bring back to town

It feels like the Times shifted hard into “actually we will determine reality” mode after 10/7 and never came back. Luigi shit, mayor’s race, now this. Reporting from a world that doesn’t exist, for no one.

right!! it's got the first bunch of episodes that are modern simpsons quality, and the last bunch of episodes that are peak simpsons quality

simpsons ending in season 12 is so good. people like to say season 11 to end it on 'behind the laughter'. but i could never give up 'new kids on the blecch', 'lisa the tree hugger', etc