@scottwilks.bsky.social
I thought we'd all agreed. Well known movie characters do not need origin stories.
24.09.2025 19:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Toploader doing Dancing in the Moonlight to celebrate VE Day though
08.05.2025 21:06 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0GTA V players:
28.04.2025 19:29 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Vatican version of Where's Wally branded "too easy"
27.04.2025 14:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Donald Trump and Vlodymyr Zelenskyy sitting across from each other in the Vatican
BBC announce Alas Smith & Jones reboot
26.04.2025 13:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Donald Trump and Vlodymyr Zelenskyy sitting across from each other in the Vatican
"Why aren't you wearing black?"
26.04.2025 10:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Link https://www.techspot.com/news/107684-you-wouldnt-steal-car-anti-piracy-ads-may.html Screenshot from Techspot article: "You wouldn't steal a car" anti-piracy ads may have used a stolen font The anti-piracy campaign that failed its own background check By Rob Thubron
Oh my god
25.04.2025 18:27 β π 4101 π 1090 π¬ 52 π 109Pope Rab
21.04.2025 22:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just a gentle reminder that, as heβs passed away, the pope obviously wonβt see your jokes about him, but please be mindful that his wife and kids might.
21.04.2025 16:28 β π 244 π 47 π¬ 6 π 1
Matt Le Tissier thinking
The Queen died right after meeting Liz Truss. The Pope died right after meeting JD Vance. Coincidence?
21.04.2025 09:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Still from This Morning. Philip Schofield and Holly Willoughby are in the studio, and they're talking to a woman from Colorado. Caption: "My husband and I have threesomes with God"
He is risen
20.04.2025 20:26 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Vagina Dentata, the new horror novel by Garth Marenghi, in all good bookshops NOW.
20.04.2025 14:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"GET ME KATY PERRY"
17.04.2025 08:42 β π 7 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Me, arriving at work
15.04.2025 20:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Split image of Matt Hancock, with a permission request from the Matt Hancock app that says "Matt Hancock would like to access your photos".
Liz Truss has clearly learned nothing from Matt Hancock
15.04.2025 20:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A promotional still of David Suchet as Agatha Christie's Poirot, with (I think) an anti-aircraft gun peeking over his shoulder.
My favourite episode is the one where Poirot gets a shoulder-mounted cannon.
02.03.2025 11:37 β π 10882 π 1928 π¬ 294 π 200
Robert Downey Jr, dressed in a metal suit, and sporting flowing grey locks and a grey beard
In a surprising twist, Robert Downey Jr will play David Essex in the next Avengers movie
14.04.2025 16:48 β π 19 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1Heard your boyfriends been creating AI action figure images of his pals from the pub, adding laughing emojis for added effect, and posting them on Facebook.
14.04.2025 13:25 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It would have been a proper surprise if he'd appeared on Gladiators
13.04.2025 19:48 β π 508 π 42 π¬ 18 π 4I wonder which Thundercat lookalike they're referring to
12.04.2025 18:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0GLENMORANGADE
12.04.2025 17:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Donβt push too far your dreams of tuna in your hand.
#TOTP
Navid's daughter's wedding
10.04.2025 19:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A roller coaster with a giant chicken head on the front carriage, with a giant sign reading "RIDE THE COCK!"
Prime Minister Keir Starmer announces new Universal theme park to be built in the UK
09.04.2025 09:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you see this post a beach photo from your phone.
08.04.2025 20:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Best drinking it straight from the can, if you put it in glasses it's unrecognisable.
07.04.2025 14:42 β π 577 π 161 π¬ 16 π 14Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
07.04.2025 15:41 β π 39277 π 6014 π¬ 540 π 248Vive la France
05.04.2025 18:32 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0[ITV pitch meeting]
- "We've got a great idea for a Saturday night game show"
- "Does it start with 100 people, and each round some contestants are knocked out until we're left with the winners?"
- "No"
- "Sorry, not interested"
"What you in for?"
"Not watching Adolescence."
