Ian Tighe

Clinton should be in prison. Trump should be in prison. Bush should be in prison. Hell, Obama should probably be in prison. Fuck it, elect a dog. There's no rule that says a dog can't be president.

Re: Epstein’s emails

Twat claiming not to recognise the Totenkopf.

If your crossbones extend
Ahoy thar, me friend!
If your crossbones are stumpy
Non-Nazis get jumpy.

Did she recover the keys

Losing the war on woke

Golf is a constant stain on the sport of golf

if you dont stop calling us nazis we will have the secret police disappear you to a slave labor camp

“We’re failing our nation’s young men” is great example of what I think of as “meme phrases.” They catch on in the pundit class to capture some nebulous concept of the moment but if you really parse it there’s no actual meaning

How? Who? Me? Schools? Burger King?

Also … are we? Are we tho?

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

How Charlie Kirk practiced politics

Jesus Ezra.

Nice empire of dirt, dude. It would be a shame if I could have it all

One of Britain’s most senior police officers has launched an angry tirade against Extinction Rebellion protesters going “all floppy” when they get arrested. Sir Stephen House, the deputy commissioner of the Metropolitan police, said the tactic of going limp was a “flipping nuisance” as it required extra officers to drag protesters away. House told a London assembly police and crime committee hearing: “We have asked them to stop being floppy. And that might seem like a silly thing to say, but when we arrest them and pick them up, they go all floppy, which is why you see four or five officers carrying them away. It’s a complete waste of officers’ time, and a complete pain in the neck.” Extinction Rebellion: how successful were the latest protests? Read more House also expressed annoyance at how the tactic made the police look heavy-handed. He said: “The problem with them going floppy and four offices carrying them away [is that it] looks to the general public like police are overreacting here. We’re not making them go floppy. They’re just sort of being a nuisance.”

This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".

Pat Eile.

meme of extremely cute pink icon kirby sitting in a big chair in front of a control panel. he is saying “they lower my wage, i lower the coolant to the nuclear reactor”

C: it’s not about aid getting in. It’s about getting it to people. There’s a stack of aid with GHF & just inside Zikim

It’s a very, very easy headline to say “aid drops resume… Israel to open humanitarian corridors”.

There has been zero evidence they’ve changed the access to aid for most in Gaza.

Please enjoy this turtle being given the gift of speed, and immediately using it to chase a kitty

I’ll tell you one thing: I’d rather be on the Kiss Cam at a Coldplay concert than the Coldplay Cam at a Kiss concert.

Oh. That kind of upsetting. Yeah, I hear that too.

Oh no! Why?

what if the universe is inside me

darth vader: (arm extended dramatically) join the dark side

way too many people, way too willingly: ok

darth vader: (quickly withdrawing arm) jesus christ

"fruit flavored" is the best adjectival phrase. truly the "cellar door" of adjectival phrases. it contains both unfettered hope and dismissive cynicism, equal measure aspiration and resignation, plus natural fruit flavors

Jesse Waters complaining about Superman being "superwoke" because of "pro immigrant themes"

HE'S A LITERAL ALIEN, JESSE

Fun fact: the bus at the end of THE GRADUATE also couldn't slow down without exploding.

What are we even doing any more

Oh no