Morgan Brown

Angels: fake
Dragons: Real but extinct
Leprechauns: Real but I think their powers are more limited than stories would have you believe. Critically endangered.
Chupacabra: I don't want to speak over latino voices on this one. I'm listening.
Bigfoot: fake and extinct

seeing news about a "memory shortage." it's not a shortage. billionaires who hate you hoarded it all so they could make everything worse and stupider and more expensive, just like with most shortages

This dad should get a free pass to do "a little John Wick" type of deal.

YouTube video by Diablo Diablo | Warlock Class Cinematic Trailer

I'm very happy and relieved that the new Warlock class has been revealed for Diablo IV. Sure, I had some fun with the Paladin, but I'm much more of a Warlock at heart. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzLk...

trying to cover up the speed boost in my apartment that just launches you into a wall really hard but the rug just goes whooshing down the hall

Is it "accidentally" or "by accident"? Anyway, I sawed my assistant in half

When somebody asks me how many mainline numbered Virtua Fighter games there are:

And it's not about "historical accuracy" in Greek mythology, Andromeda is described as an ethiopian princess but you've never seen a black andromeda in a major film. Europe in antiquity was not a jim crow society you freaks

hell yeha

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

r/mesopotamia u/mesopotamianpeasantfarmer I. FUCKING. HATE. FARMING. RANT The hunter-gatherers stand around my fields and and shout go wheat boy go 149 views

"What's your favourite Beatles album, then?"
"Tough one! I think I'd have to say... The Best of The Beatles"

It actually rules having a lingering doubt about the authenticity of every single image and video you see on the internet. Living in the future is a fucking nightmare.

the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun

A page from the comic showing Captain America being given a magazine at a news stand from which he learns the US has yet again engaged in a phony drug war with a Latam country, and flips out about how it’s bullshit. “Why can’t we leave Latin America alone? Haven’t we exploited them enough?! Why can’t my country stand for something right?! This so-called drug war just fuels the military defense budget, erodes civil liberties… We’re on the wrong side of every war!”

From Daredevil #283 in 1990 by Ann Nocenti and Mark Bagley. I think about it sometimes.

Now that everyone's sins and crimes have reset, which are you most excited to do again

on arc raider some dickhead was taking pot shots at me for like 10 minutes so i hid and waited for him and when he came around i jumped out and murked his ass. he got on the voice chat and called me a bitch. he was like 12 and absolutely screaming in his house. im 41. gaming is fucking back baby

YouTube video by 宝塚歌劇 公式チャンネル Takarazuka Revue Company Takarazuka Revue “Castlevania: Awakening in the Moonlight" Worldwide streaming／『悪魔城ドラキュラ』全世界 動画配信実施

Y’all, the Castlevania: Awakening In The Moonlight musical by Takarazuka Revue is available legally on VOD with subtitles starting today until the end of March, this is a great adaptation and the women in this show are so good, PLUS this is a rare experiment globally

Please see it if you’re curious

i think if a director wants to make a movie longer than 120 min they should have to get permission via national referendum

Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad

Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet

Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

YouTube video by Diablo Diablo IV | Lord of Hatred | Official Release Date Cinematic

Behold! I'm very proud of my team and the great work they've done, and I'm very excited for Diablo fans to sink their teeth into this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpaz...

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

"I'll burn down your house" - legally actionable, boring, common

"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you

When you bury me can you leave one leg out of the casket so I don't get hot?

That much money financing games by actual game developers would have financed 150+ of the highest budget AAA games, and the several orders of magnitude more jobs to produce them. Instead it was burned failing to produce advertiser-safe Second Life.

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Riker is sitting across a table from someone (it's Troi) in Ten Forward. He's resting his chin on his hand, looking down at the food opposite him, looking transfixed and lost in thought by it. Closed caption reads, "You have to spoon the fudge."