The universe has the chance to do the most awesome birthday gift thing for me right now.
04.02.2026 06:07 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@dstroogie.bsky.social
Writer: mystery, sci-fi, audio description. Trekkie/er. Queer-coded Disney Villain. Chaos Muppet. Lifter. Neurospicy. Vers/Side. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ he/they ๐ง "Picture That" audio description podcast at: patreon.com/PictureThatPod
The universe has the chance to do the most awesome birthday gift thing for me right now.
04.02.2026 06:07 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Anyone wanna treat me for my bday with a Disney+ log-in so I can watch the new Muppet special?
04.02.2026 03:44 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0To be fair, they couldn't attack her *under* them because they were so swollen.
04.02.2026 01:42 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thank you, doll!
04.02.2026 01:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thank you! ๐ง
03.02.2026 23:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A bearded, curly-haired, middle-aged queer person sips on their gay little iced coffee while sitting outside in the LA sunshine.
Grabbing a birthday coffee and taking a minute to call my reps to say that if they want to get me something, they can #AbolishICE.
03.02.2026 23:39 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0This is one of the most important cases that galvanized Black people in the late 40s through the 1950s. Almost every major Black leader had a comment about it. It is also one of the most successful defense committees that was organized in the 20th century. Almost no one knows about it today.
03.02.2026 14:07 โ ๐ 2434 ๐ 1265 ๐ฌ 15 ๐ 0If you try to be authentically yourself with everyone, it's hard to accept how well others can compartmentalize. To know that they are, like many abusive narcissists, inside a bulletproof prison of their own self-pity & self-regard. They count on & cultivate our inability to see their other selves.
03.02.2026 18:04 โ ๐ 491 ๐ 35 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1White supremacists and transphobes will choose to remain in a social circle brimming with pedophiles as long as there are no black and trans people in them. Youtubers chose this. Network anchors chose this. Presidents chose this. Happily. Willingly. Are STILL choosing it.
03.02.2026 17:12 โ ๐ 1206 ๐ 293 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 4Thank you! ๐๐
03.02.2026 14:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A picturesque, snowy front yard and small town street from the final moment of the movie Groundhog Day.
As is my Birthday Eve tradition, I'm stoned and watching Groundhog Day (the musical this time). At the end when the new day finally comes and another chance at life begins, that'll be February 3rd.
03.02.2026 06:57 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0We literally have this exact shot in the actual movie, and they still can't make it look right. If I were this bad at my job I'd be bankrupt.
03.02.2026 04:12 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0While re-watching Schitt's Creek, I'm reminded of the scourge of gay men's dating profiles with "looking for the Patrick to my David" in them.
03.02.2026 03:00 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A lot of Muppet fans say that Muppets Most Wanted is one of the stand-outs of recent-day Muppet projects, forgetting that it's cursed with RG's presence.
03.02.2026 02:58 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My brother, who should be too young to even know about him, kept trying to tell me the "awesome" things he said to rich and famous people, until I reminded him that RG is also rich and famous(-ish).
03.02.2026 02:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ugly, unfunny, irrelevant man upset that prettier, talented, more popular people also have better opinions.
03.02.2026 02:54 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0๐ซ
03.02.2026 01:07 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Dolly Parton in a black suit and big hair standing at an office desk with a proud smile and chunky computer sitting behind her.
Me taking all these business calls today.
03.02.2026 00:22 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I've been playing it in the background while I work today. A balm to the soul.
02.02.2026 23:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Oh, damn. And now I took a call for myself from someone looking to hire freelance audio describers. Maybe things are looking up all around.
02.02.2026 23:46 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Keep working, or keep scrolling through Catherine OโHara tributes on social media?
02.02.2026 22:22 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Me, tired, tapping the sign
02.02.2026 21:28 โ ๐ 855 ๐ 283 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 3Took a call to give a recommendation for one of my team members who got laid off in the budget cuts last year. Talked him up to the sky, so they'd better hire him post haste.
02.02.2026 22:19 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1I love it ๐ช
02.02.2026 04:25 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They put up cute vintage streetlamps on the corner that I wish they'd leave for us.
02.02.2026 04:14 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0They're filming something outside the diner down the block, production vehicles wrapped around all four sides of a city block, lots of extras walking up and down the sidewalk. Tried to be nosy, but couldn't get close enough to find out what it is.
02.02.2026 04:13 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Thank you ๐
01.02.2026 20:24 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I did pay, but it was super cheap. It's an introductory workshop for people submitting to the Fringe Fest, so I gotta go in order to learn what I need to do. I think it's going to be informative and informal, so I should be ok? I'd just hoped to be social enough to make friends while I'm there.
01.02.2026 20:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0