Ella Minnope

Fascists in 2024: Ah ha ha!! Run to Bluesky, you pussies! Twitter is OURS now.

Fascists in 2025: it appears I have misunderstood how much I need attention

SPOOKY SEASON TOY PHOTOGRAPHY featuring my very first NECA action figure.

DR. VALEIKA STOP SQUISHING ALACARD!

It’s a bearpocalypse if it happens organically, it’s beargate if there’s poorly secured group chat.

^ Background

^ Legacy

^ LGBT significance

^ Trombone solo

I am the Emotional Support Human to a majestic weirdo.

Superman is canonically Muslim because his name is Khalel

Eid Mubarak & Free Palestine

The reason that the US is locking up tourists for weeks in hellish detention centers rather than letting them book tickets back home is because the detention centers are owned by corporations. They are charging the taxpayers fortunes to cage these people, and making bonanzas off their suffering.

It’s March 29, 2025, and Donald Trump can go fuck himself.

“If we can’t evacuate the chickens, should we cull them so they don’t end up burning to death in wildfires?” I HATE IT HERE.

“As an ineffectual wet noodle myself, I find these blanket remarks and assumptions very offensive.”

At this point I imagine a competent foreign intelligence service just flipping through US surveillance channels like a cable guide

Be Not Afraid. where is your hole?

Good morning

I'd bully him with his new face. Backhoe jawed bitch

How come when I do ketamine it significantly reduces my depression symptoms and helps me manage my crippling anxiety but when Elon Musk does ketamine it turns him into less competent Lex Luther?

What a psycho

I have my own microscope and centrifuge so that I can do science in my free time for no money even though I already do science for both money and school. Do not invite me to bars that sound like the names of mid 2010’s “stomp clap hey” bands.

Men on tinder invite me to ultra trendy downtown “speakeasies” because they are unable, for reasons that elude me, to decipher that I am in fact deeply uncool.

Dream Job: secret service agent assigned to pro mascot.

oh mercury haterade you uncouth dirty bitch LMAO

A lot of my wealth is tied up in these sorry little ingrates.

Buckle up, buttercup. Wear appropriate eye protection, sweetcheeks. Follow lockout tagout safety protocol, sugartits. Check the batteries in your smoke and carbon monoxide detectors, Babycakes.

Don't worry team, when Trump has Delta Force rendition a judge to Guantanamo, Chuck Schumer will look concerned and start thinking about possibly sending a Strongly Worded Letter

Circe Offering the Cup to Odysseus (1891) John William Waterhouse

Circe Offering Good Content to the Timeline (1891)
- John William Waterhouse

Our veterinary clinic has a “fish room”

Bed rot season is over, we’re cutting down Bradford pear trees as an act of public service now.

there are few things I regret more than becoming Too Important at work

As someone who is currently getting her heart shattered into a thousand pieces and scattered to the wind by this magnificent creature, I say go for it.