A selfie. I'm standing in the forest, only the top two-thirds of my head is visible at the bottom of the frame. There are trees behind me lit by the sun. The leaves are just starting to change color
The horrors got you down? Try Being A Cute Girl In The Forest today!
19.09.2025 22:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
battle doomscrolling by posting five small pleasures in life
1. Caramelized onions
2. Would I Lie To You compilations on YouTube
3. The trailer for the new Sims 4 expansion
4. A basic girl fall scented candle
5. Opening all the windows to let fresh air in
16.09.2025 02:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Officially at 3 months on HRT. Heavy is the chest that grows the tits.
14.09.2025 22:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Yuuuuup. Also, I don't give a shit if some of the worst people in the world think I am being performative or am virtue signaling. Fuck 'em. They don't get to tell me how to be.
Anyway, trans rights are human rights, y'all. It's not complicated.
13.09.2025 23:19 β π 7647 π 1880 π¬ 72 π 34
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13.09.2025 20:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Hey! YOU!
You should do something nice for a trans person today. Even just giving them money.
Us trans people are having a bad time right now and we need a little love.
11.09.2025 16:32 β π 117 π 55 π¬ 3 π 8
"Don't be a ghoul about Charlie Kirk!"
No, white libs. You don't get to tell me that I don't get to talk my shit about a man who on multiple occasions has pushed for an America where folks like me get killed to cleanse the land.
Y'all can kiss my ass with that suggestion.
10.09.2025 19:41 β π 3718 π 602 π¬ 189 π 35
Coach John McGuirk would love trannies I know this to be true in my heart I know he fucks with the dolls
09.09.2025 03:35 β π 67 π 11 π¬ 7 π 2
Somebody pointed out that we will know first from the stock market impact as all those in the know inside-trade like mad.
02.09.2025 18:52 β π 16 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0
how do they keep losing all their vegetables
30.08.2025 19:51 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It's hard to get even more disappointed in tech but my phone just autocorrected yap to talk. Does my phone even know me at all?
22.08.2025 19:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
the intensity of my anger at those who would criminalize the homeless β a population literally created by the greed and callousness of the ruling class β is very hard to contain. it was you who dismantled the safety net. if you donβt like the results, put it back
11.08.2025 16:00 β π 22349 π 5940 π¬ 296 π 182
"how the hell can a person go to work in the morning come back in the evening with nothing to say" is one of my favorite lyrics ever
11.08.2025 05:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
What movie have you seen an unhealthy number of times?
09.08.2025 14:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A selfie of me, a fat white woman with long brown hair. I'm sitting on my couch, visible from the chest up, and smiling shyly toward the camera. I am wearing a tie dye tshirt and a tie dye bandana on my head.
just me π
29.07.2025 05:38 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Mario after going to Big Boo's Haunt
28.07.2025 05:28 β π 298 π 65 π¬ 2 π 0
I've seen enough, ready to call it. Donkey Kong Bananza is the best 3D platformer ever.
27.07.2025 01:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Itβs about time someone stopped an Israeli bomb
13.07.2025 16:36 β π 4395 π 881 π¬ 32 π 14
Honestly this is a great analogy
15.07.2025 22:57 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
i don't want no SCABS
a SCAB is a guy that can't get no vote from me
12.07.2025 18:28 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
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08.07.2025 14:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Totinos makes buffalo chicken rolls now and my life has forever changed.
06.07.2025 06:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Black text on white background says "I love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes, and crime"
Just dropped this on Nextdoor wish me luck
02.07.2025 04:56 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
evergreen
23.06.2025 15:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I was a teenager in the early aughts, and it felt out-of-step with so much mainstream opinion to speak out against war. What is happening now is cruel and sad and wrong, and you don't have to let anyone make you feel bad for thinking and saying so.
22.06.2025 04:03 β π 1624 π 226 π¬ 17 π 10
update: got some pills to turn me into a broad
17.06.2025 05:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1
Andrew Cuomo looks like a witch from a Miyazaki movie
17.06.2025 03:10 β π 427 π 51 π¬ 11 π 2
me when my wife accuses me of jacking off to alf in the basement again
16.06.2025 16:21 β π 19 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0
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