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Janis Traven

@janistraven.bsky.social

Creator of Jancakes: Mixes for The Lazy Gourmet. Also an Oboe Mom. I really miss having a dog, and 2024 ain’t helping. May never be ready to make nice with Rs.

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Latest posts by janistraven.bsky.social on Bluesky

I'd pick up if you call, despite the flaws everyone is talking about.

02.11.2025 23:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them

29.10.2025 02:18 — 👍 12813    🔁 1727    💬 272    📌 44

Yup.

29.10.2025 05:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yup.

28.10.2025 18:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Turd Reich

19.10.2025 19:09 — 👍 146    🔁 23    💬 4    📌 1

Maybe it’s just a hilariously bad idea with unintended yet obvious consequences

13.10.2025 08:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why not Seal Team 6?

04.10.2025 05:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🎯

01.10.2025 07:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

👏👏👏👏👏

25.09.2025 19:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Dr. David Robinson (@thedoctorrobinson) on Threads Someone asked me, “If it’s 2025, why are y’all celebrating the year 5786?” I looked around to make sure nobody else was listening, leaned in close, and whispered, “Because Jews are from the future!” ...

Can confirm.

23.09.2025 05:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And to you and Doug!

22.09.2025 22:40 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It would be fun to ask a reference librarian.

22.09.2025 20:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Read a history book!

22.09.2025 07:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Same.

22.09.2025 07:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like Scaramucci has become a unit of time (11 days), can Homan become an internet unit of money ($50,000)?

20.09.2025 22:12 — 👍 193    🔁 56    💬 20    📌 6

👏👏👏👏👏 💯 No notes.

21.09.2025 07:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sounds about right.

16.09.2025 05:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So are the Big Law firms who caved to him representing him in this case? Or are the taxpayers.

16.09.2025 05:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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31.08.2025 05:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Meanwhile, youtu.be/_RujOFCHsxo?...

26.08.2025 04:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Because cult.

24.08.2025 07:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yup.

23.08.2025 23:01 — 👍 62    🔁 10    💬 1    📌 0

Thank you. I needed a little Max love!

21.08.2025 03:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. JTT.

21.08.2025 02:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think that Gavin Newsom needs to start doing some YUGE rallies. At least 4 million tickets “sold” at each, even without BTS getting involved. the BIGGEST EVER with the most amazing merch. And hats. We need hats.

21.08.2025 02:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Can’t hurt to give it a try.

14.08.2025 22:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Taking photos and video of law enforcement officers performing their duties in public is our constitutional right.

This includes police, FBI, National Guard troops, ICE agents, and other government officials.

14.08.2025 19:55 — 👍 11499    🔁 4217    💬 164    📌 167

The most important thing to know about Trump’s manufactured crisis in DC is that his administration is still covering up what’s in the Epstein files.

12.08.2025 01:22 — 👍 4679    🔁 1344    💬 119    📌 43

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More of this, please.
The fecklessness in the face of tyranny is exhausting.

27.07.2025 03:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What I can’t get over with the systemwide cover up of Epstein and Maxwell’s abuse of children is how they’re just getting started on rounding up people and sending them to gulags.

25.07.2025 06:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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