PK Batth

Didn’t think shopping for some shirts would lead me to read something so devastating:

I’m certain I’m a good person because whenever I watch blind box videos I’m always rooting for the person to get what they’re hoping for 😇

Religion is what happens when mansplaining gets out of control.

I have an upset tummy, I’ll join the revolution in a day or two.

If at first you don’t succeed, lay down and let the forest absorb you.

They say do what you love and that is why I’m doing nothing.

I feel great, except for my body and my mind

Well well well, if it isn’t some more shit that sucks

Grant me the serenity to continue my unacceptable behavior.

feeling tired all the time? try exercise! you'll feel just as tired and lose an hour doing it. what's not to love?

Behind every shitpost can be a very intelligent mind taking a break.

Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things

I put on the Golden Bachelor for some background noise while I did some work and oh my god why do I keep crying?! So many sweet humans!

you always have to add a little low hanging fruit to your to do list because a win is a win

i call dibs on looking at the moon first tonight

kids will straight up tell you that there’s nothing to eat when there’s an untouched head of cabbage in the vegetable drawer

I would be so disoriented if things started to make sense.

I can’t relate to who I was a year ago, but 15 year old me feels very reachable

cursing my enemies with the sudden need to poop as soon as they leave the house

Demanding a raise (if that’s ok)

Ok maybe I’m looking at it all wrong? Am I hip??

i get not wanting to be informed bc i am informed and lemme tell you it sucks

I still kiss my wife on the lips when she's sick because I hope that shit will kill me.

[without an iota of insight into the intricacies or complexities of a process]

"This is some bullshit!"

skin to skin except it's me and my heated blanket

Getting drunk then remembering why you don’t get drunk around people

Spotify unwrapped said I have the taste of a 21-year-old and I have never been so embarrassed in my life!

couples who have never met sleep 50% better and argue 90% less, new studies show

(stabbing a sweet potato) sorry, nothing personal